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Bella’s P.O.V:
“And I though we were gonna di-“ Carlisle walked in and the bells jingled as I was saying “die”. I looked over at him, “CARLISLE!” I screamed. Carlisle walked over to Charlie and asked him why Alice and Edward were in jail. “Why are my children in jail, Chief?” Charlie turned to Carlisle and smiled, “Sir, your children and my daughter are under custody due to the woman who was talking about them,” Charlie cleared his rough throat. “They are being released for the secrecy truth policy I did on them.” Carlisle smiled, “Great, can I take them?” Charlie sighed and went over to his desk. “I have some papers for wewe to fill out for them. Is your wife with you?” Carlisle nodded, “Yes, she’s sitting outside-as are our children.” Alice’s eyes lit up and she tugged on Edward’s shirt. Edward looked down and smiled, “We’re getting out my darlings.” I went over to him and worked my way into his cold and ‘glittery’ chest. He put his arm around me and let me snuggle. “My love.” He said. “You’re getting your friend back, my love.” I nodded, “Who? Alice?” He shook his head, “You’ll see, love.” I smiled. I didn’t care-as long as I had him…my life was com-…well almost.
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I leapt out of the car and smiled at Emmett, “You’re gonna like this Emmy.” Emmett smiled, “Is it a treat?” He looked directly at my tits. I pushed his arm, “You pig!” I yelled. Esme looked up from her kiti, kiti cha on the bench. His eyes were googly. “Esme, can I PLEASE have your lovely sweater?” She smiled, “Remember, boys are like that, sweetheart.” She handed me her pink, white, blue and purple sweatshirt with the butterflies on it. I slipped it on my arms and zippered it up. Emmett sighed and looked up at my cheeks, “What is this…surprise?” I looked at and said, “I’m getting my Marafiki back.” He looked confused, “I thought wewe pissed them off.” I rolled my eyes, “I did…but I am gonna win them back.” Em growled, “How, my darling?” “Come with me…” I ran out into the forest with him on my trail-out of the woods and into the pharmacy/convenience store. It was called, Heartina’s. He looked confused but followed. I walked over to the soda isle and bought Bell’s inayopendelewa soda. I walked over to the style isle (lol, don’t u just luv rhymes they r so funy) and picked up hair and makeup accessories for Ali. I bought a card and a bottle of Dasani water for my eyes-to fake cry. So much fun, knowing wewe can’t cry-it’ll bore the hell outta you, people. Anyways Emmett picked up the new version of his video game, “Terminator 3000” to go with “Terminator 2000” and “Terminator 1000”. I rolled my eyes and picked up a new lacy bra for Emmett to rip apart (I also bought 2 for each of the girls, lol). I also picked Edward up a “favorite brother” card and all that shit to apologize with. I skidded through and found Bella’s fave brand of frozen pizza: Tostino’s. I bought her a newer copy of Romeo and Juliet and Alice a How-to-plan-the-best-party book and a sticky note pad. When I checked out and the man who checked out the bras looked at my breasts (I don’t always say tits!) his eyes lit up like a fire. I looked down at my prized possessions and smiled, “I’m married.” He looked up quickly and never looked beyond my face. I laughed as soon as we went out, “Amazing how much people like,” I pushed up one of my boobs. “The girls.” Emmett stared at me again, “Babe, can I see,” he pointed to my boob. “The girls?” I sighed, “I guess.” I unzipped my sweatshirt and let him stare at them. He looked up and kissed me on the forehead. “Thank you.” “You’re welcome…now are wewe ready to get your inayopendelewa people back.” He shook his head, “No, I’m ready to get my sekunde inayopendelewa girls.”


Are wewe excited for the last chapter?
Tell me your ideas-there is probably one au two zaidi chapters…plus I might write a bonus chapter. Would wewe crazy True Lies mashabiki like that…lol? I am ready for a new story. I know what it is. It’s also gonna be ilitumwa (probably) on my club, Renesmee, and Twilight…possibly Breaking Dawn. I know the plot, names and that shit. Happy Thursday!
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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posted by CharmedVamp101
I walked out of the room to Edward, my savior.
"You didn't have to wait for me,"how easy it was to act like I didn't care,"you don't have to take me home."
"I don't have to, but... I want to."
"Are wewe sure wewe don't have a problem with this?"
"Of course not, now I know wewe just got released, but I thought I might treat wewe to dinner."
"That would be really great, wewe know, you're really great."
Oh no, I can't believe I just alisema that.
"Thank you."
He looked into my eyes.
I wonder what he's thinking right now. I wonder if he's thinking about me. Maybe he likes me too. Maybe, no no no, I just...
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posted by sh0rtiinedward
I was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuari, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me I been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's job not mine, but what I realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bother me anymore.
What I have to do is take care of my little Angel and don't worry about these stupid visions.
im planning to spend zaidi time with Nessi, she just turned 4 years Old but she looks like a 14 mwaka Old girl, She is so beautiful with pale and smooth skin, brown...
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It has come to my attention that the majibu feature is frequently used incorrectly in the Twilight Spot. I have seen numerous maswali such as.." Who is hotter, Edward au Jacob," au "What is your inayopendelewa book from the series?" It is okay to ask maswali like this (even though they start to get repetitive) but please use the Pick feature, which is made for oppinionated majibu and questions.

The majibu Feature is meant for FACTUAL maswali only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.

I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great makala kwa Cinders, from the fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the majibu Feature.

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Thanks for listening to me rant :p
posted by vampiress015
I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were uandishi them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we upendo you!'
'No, I upendo him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I upendo Edward zaidi than you'
'How does that work? wewe don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then wewe can't upendo Edward more- wewe upendo them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...
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posted by sweet_twilight
This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.


{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified...
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posted by teamrobert48
I think we upendo it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson zaidi than the charecter and would upendo to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about wewe but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids wewe know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I upendo that Stephanie Meyers created this story I upendo this story like no other why I upendo it so much is a mystery to me.
posted by Raechelll
TWILIGHT
"B+" Rating kwa Robert W. Hammerle

Catherine Hardwicke's "Twilight" reflects all the wondrous awkwardness and charm of teenage angst. It is innocent, beguiling, stumbling and romantic. It makes wewe long for the days when most of us suppressed desires to become teenage vampires!

For those of wewe who are clueless concerning the plot of the "Twilight" vitabu series, it follows the tale of a group of young Wanyonya damu and their relationship with the local populace. To the extent anyone would dismiss such a premise as lightweight fluff reflects to a great extent how out of touch one is with today's...
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Twilight's Monster $35 Mil Debut

Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.

The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, au $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.

The box-office tracking firm alisema a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.

When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th au 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two hivi karibuni blockbusters.

Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed kwa Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Girl-meets-boy stories are not the usual stuff of Hollywood blockbusters, even when it's girl-meets-vampire.

Neither are stories created kwa women, with a predominantly female audience, shot on a bargain budget with a cast of relative unknowns and released kwa an independent distributor trying to establish a niche among Hollywood's half-dozen studio behemoths.

Yet Summit Entertainment has good reason to believe "Twilight" will have zaidi box-office bite than your typical teen soap about an awkward high school babe and her cool new mystery beau.

"Twilight" has a few stunts and clever...
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posted by vampiress015
So, the other siku I dug out my old CD's and found 'The Feelings Twelve Stops and Home', which I must confess has kind of been rejected since their latest album came out. So anyway, I thought 'why not put it on?'. So I did, only to realise that loads of the songs relate to the Twilight saga in their own little ways. However there was one song that was perfect, I even found a hidden track! And oh look at that, this album is now at the juu of my CD pile again. Here's the song lyrics I metioned below, I've also included a link to a video on Youtube. Enjoy!

The Feeling- Blue Picadilly
I think this...
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posted by tigerlover656
 boy vampire and human girl
boy vampire and human girl
Ok my theory is that i know a bok vampire and a girl vampire can't have babies, but i think that a boy vampire and a human girl could. I mean why not? Girl Wanyonya damu are basically dead, but human girls aren't! Well, what do wewe guys think. Couldn't it be possible?! What do wewe gus and girls think. please reply on the maoni section. Ok i know that i am babbling now but pretend that after my theory that this stuff isnt even here because the fanpp people won't let me publish this if it isn't long enough! Ok! so please pretend that this stuff isn't here!
posted by gileygirl
I've been fanpopping since september if I am correct. At first I was a stranger to this site, and spot. But, soon enough I have grown fond wewe ladies here. I think it is awesome that I found girls who are exactly like me. OBESSESED with the Twilight Series! Everyone gets exciting when the thought, au mentioned anything that has to do with the series! I upendo it, and it makes me happy that I am not alone when it comes to being obssesd with these series of books, being I've been kusoma the series since 2005 it was hard to find girls like me. Everyone one of wewe ladies are amazing, smart, funny, and just really neat to talk about Twilight because wewe girls are awesome, and wouldn't trade any other mashabiki on any other fansite for wewe ladies! I just upendo wewe all! you're awesome!
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!

wewe ladies are great!!!

upendo wewe all!!!

Gileygirl =D
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