Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: Wanyonya damu Suck...but not really!

posted by Hellohoudini

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" fought off an onslaught of newcomers to finish on juu of the weekend box office again.

Lionsgate's "The Expendables" remained No. 1 for a sekunde straight weekend with $16.5 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. Directed kwa and starring Stallone, the action romp about mercenaries aiming to overthrow a dictator raised its total to $64.9 million.

Leading the newcomers was 20th Century Fox's "Twilight" spoof "Vampires Suck" with $12.2 million, raising its total to $18.6 million since it opened Wednesday. The movie mocks the blockbuster franchise with a parody about a moody schoolgirl in a upendo pembetatu with a vampire and a werewolf.

"Vampires Suck" was in a picha finish for the No. 2 spot with another holdover, Julia Roberts' drama "Eat Pray Love." The Sony film about a divorced woman traveling the world in tafuta of fulfillment pulled in $12 million to lift its total to $47.1 million.

The Warner Bros. comedy "Lottery Ticket," featuring rapper Bow Wow as a young man besieged kwa neighbors after he wins a $370 million jackpot, opened in fourth place with $11.1 million.

Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg's cop comedy "The Other Guys" held up well in its third weekend, with the Sony release taking in $10.1 million and boosting its total to $88.2 million.

"The Other Guys" was in a tossup for No. 5 with the Weinstein Co. horror remake "Piranha 3D," which opened with $10 million. Inspired kwa the low-budget 1978 "Piranha," the update is set at a lake where spring-break partiers are consumed kwa prehistoric man-eating fish.

Universal's sequel "Nanny McPhee Returns," with Emma Thompson back as the homely title character whipping a wartime family into shape, opened at No. 7 with $8.3 million. The first film, 2006's "Nanny McPhee," debuted in fewer theaters but managed to pull in $14.5 million over opening weekend.

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Hollywood.com. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "The Expendables," $16.5 million.

2. "Vampires Suck," $12.2 million

3. "Eat Pray Love," $12 million.

4. "Lottery Ticket," $11.1 million.

5. "The Other Guys," $10.1 million.

6. "Piranha 3D," $10 million.

7. "Nanny McPhee Returns," $8.3 million.

8. "The Switch," $8.1 million.

9. "Inception," $7.7 million.

10. "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World," $5 million

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 8

posted by xroylex

"hey! nessie!" blake greeted me in the car park he must of been waiting for me.
"heya blake whatssup?"
"well i was just wondering did wewe want to do something tonight?" he sounded nervous but he wanted to be confident and i needed a night out and pluss i didnt want to go back there. not tonight anyway.
"sure what did wewe have in mind?" i smiled as his eyes widened.
"erm well my mum and dad are going out tonight so we could have a film? i mean i can get other people around? if wewe want?"
"no thats fine i would upendo to come and watch a film with you. see wewe tonight then"
i didnt really know most...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 5

posted by xroylex

the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my kofia still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just alisema oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my kofia up all siku so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of drake staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...

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Soundtrack Twilight Eclipse

posted by meizoel

Here It's The orodha Soundtrack Of Twilight Eclipse

1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)

2. Muse - upendo is Forever

3. The Bravery - Ours

4. Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms

5. Sia - My Love

6. Fanfarlo - Atlas

7. The Black Keys - Chop And Charge

8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire

9. Beck & Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost

10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low

11. Unkle feat The Black Angels - With wewe In My Head

12. Eastren Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour

13. Band Of farasi - Life On Earth

14. Cee Lo Green - What Part Of Forever

15. Howard pwani - Jacob's Theme

16. Battles - The Line

17. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can wewe kumeza So Mouch Sleep

cek www.free-writing.com if u want download it

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New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 16-20)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

Edward sprawled across the couch
while I started the movie, fast-forwarding through the opening credits. When I perched on the edge of the sofa in front of him, he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me against his chest. It wasn't exactly as comfortable as a sofa cushion would be, what with his chest being hard and cold - and perfect - as an ice sculpture, but it was definitely preferable. He pulled the old afghan, afghanistan off the back of the kitanda and draped it over me so I wouldn't freeze beside his body.
"You know, I've never had much patience...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the mitaani, mtaa were i started to hear the tudding of muziki
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around wewe know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take wewe home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 15

posted by Darktimes104

I need to be zaidi on juu of my updating!

Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know wewe aren't suppose to see the wedding kanzu, gown before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...

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Hidden Love-Chapter Four

posted by Rose22882

I wasn't scared of them but my parents dead faces kept popping in my head. Edward looked at me sadly and stepped back.

"Think about it Bella would wewe really want to die" Alice asked me carefully. Truth was I was asked that quetion every mwezi since my parents died and I knew the answer.

" No I wouldn't but I'm not afraid to die even at my own hands ." I alisema knowing that I didn't want to die until the men that murderd my parents were dead. Edward breathed a sigh of relief and I wanted to yell at him. He shouldn't care about me no one does they just want me dead.

" Why were wewe trying to sneak...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Two)

posted by moolah

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.

Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth au dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five dakika while Rosalie and I talked about Truth au Dare maswali we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she alisema she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush machungwa, chungwa Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...

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Gone Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

hujambo guys
This is the inayofuata part of my new shabiki fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX

I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until wewe find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....

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Dreams do come true Chapter 14

posted by Darktimes104

Emmett's POV:
I was lying inayofuata to Rose on the bed, the sun was shining bright through the window causing rainbows to form on our skin. "Morning." I alisema kissing her softly. "Good morning." She smiled as she wrapped the sheet around herself and walked into the closet. I got up and put on a gray t-shirt and a pair of pants. Five dakika later Rose walked out of the closet wearing a dark blue dress. She had a look in her eyes that alisema something was wrong. "What's wrong Rose?"
"Esme, Carmen, and I were talking about getting married here but, I now I don't think I want to."
She sat down on the bed...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to jiunge the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 10!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

I heard Alice’s thought and was immediately baffled… she then sent another message,
-THEY’RE PLANNING SOMETHING, SOMETHING BIG. RENESMEE IN DANGER!
Anger and, for the first tie for a long time, fear, took over my body and senses, I wanted to go straight to the ngome and rip those guys’ heads off!
“I know that look! What wrong?” Jacob demanded, his big warm hand was on my shoulder.
“They’re planning something, something to do with Renesmee…” I informed him. Jacob started shaking, like he always does when he’s very angry, he broke into a run, I caught him immediately,...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 3

posted by megan-ox123

I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of nyasi filled with wild flowers and burning sun, I finally knew it was salama to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...

My Moon, My Man. Chapter 4

posted by AnonymousXXX

Previously...
After about 10 dakika in the kuoga I couldn’t even feel the cut on my head it was strange. When I got out of the kuoga I put on the clothes Amber and Alice had aliyopewa me. I looked at myself in the mirror. The cut on my head was almost completely gone. I gasped as I saw this. There was a knock on the door. It was Amber.
“Alana… Is everything alright in there?” she ask
“Y…y-yea.” My voice was shaky. This is too much to handle.”Everything is fine.”
I came out of the bathroom trembling. She came up to me and hugged me.
“I’ll have Carlisle explain everything....

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10 ways to annoy Charlie swan

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Charlie swan

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob au Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief swan Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

Crescent, Chapter One, First Sight.

posted by New_Moon_Master

PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...

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Chris Weitz Reveals 5 'New Moon' Secrets

posted by Alice_Cullen_

In a hivi karibuni interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most mashabiki will either find, hilarious, intriguing, au down right annoying:

Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly zaidi golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a zaidi noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...

Alice and Jasper part 2

posted by kiwi12

Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt wanyama kwa watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...

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My true upendo Chapter 14. Nessies point of veiw.

posted by Twilightsauce

Hola!
Sorry this chapter has taken so long -my computer brok so I had to re write it!!!- but enjoy!
Amber

Running, breathing, living, hunting, fighting and Jake. These were the only five words running through my head right now. We hadn’t been running long and I was still at the front of the mduara, duara with Jake. As we ran I could almost smell the danger approaching us. I knew that the others were trying not to onyesha their anxiety around me but I knew that these newborns weren’t as new any zaidi and were becoming better fighters kwa the day.
“Stop,” I herd Alice call from behind me, “The newborns...

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Juliet part 15

posted by kiwi12

part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The Mbwa mwitu loups explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The Mbwa mwitu loups began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the Mbwa mwitu loups and placed a hand on his shoulder. The mbwa mwitu soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused Mbwa mwitu loups left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...