This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. wewe don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do wewe think? What's your thoughts on this?
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. wewe don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do wewe think? What's your thoughts on this?
I think we upendo it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson zaidi than the charecter and would upendo to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about wewe but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids wewe know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I upendo that Stephanie Meyers created this story I upendo this story like no other why I upendo it so much is a mystery to me.
Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.
The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, au $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.
The box-office tracking firm alisema a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.
When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th au 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two hivi karibuni blockbusters.
Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed kwa Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.