ok i don't like the names i give first time give them new ones
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight au the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
VampMindReader107 - Edward
ClumsyLamb18: - Bella
PsychicShopaholic: - Alice
EmotionbyName: - Jasper
GrizzlyBear: - Emmett
Better_than_you: - Rosalie
Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle
Mother2Many: - Esme
ClumsyLamb18 has signed in
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GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!
ClumsyLamb18: Hello to wewe too, Emmett
GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.
VampMindReader107 has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!
VampMindReader107: Bells, wewe know I don't like that name.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Emmett!
ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-
GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air
GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care
ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!
VampMindReader107: That was…random.
GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!
VampMindReader107: What, wewe don't like Emsy-Wemsy?
GrizzlyBear: No!
VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!
VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.
PsychicShopaholic has signed in
PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!
GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?
VampMindReader107: Err…what wewe on about? Shut up!
GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?
VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!
GrizzlyBear: What? wewe think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!
VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!
GrizzlyBear: Fine!
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GrizzlyBear has signed out
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ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!
Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.
ClumsyLamb18: wewe changed your name.
EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?
PsychicShopaholic: hujambo Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett alisema that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.
Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.
An saa later…
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VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, wewe win! I could never have done that!
GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give wewe the glory!
PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?
ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!
EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why wewe so embarrassed?
GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.
Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!
GrizzlyBear: Is!
VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!
ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!
PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't wewe take me along?
EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something wewe should be telling us?
GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? wewe dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.
VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did wewe do it? It's now fact that men are zaidi attracted to wewe than women are! The women who wewe tried to dazzle were looking at wewe as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!
GrizzlyBear: wewe alisema the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.
ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen wewe so happy, Edward!
VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.
Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. wewe have me, don't you?
GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)
Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.
GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!
VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!
PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!
EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-
GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!
VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!
GrizzlyBear: OI! wewe owe me! wewe were making fun of me!
VampMindReader107: Fine!
EmotionbyName: What? What song?
GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!
EmotionbyName: Go on, then!
GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't wewe see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)
EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)
VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)
ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!
PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are wewe imba Weird Al Yankovich?
GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, wewe should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!
VampMindReader107: Why?
PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!
EmotionbyName: Okay.
Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!
GrizzlyBear: wewe can be the judge! wewe could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!
Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has signed in
Mother2Many has signed in
Mother2Many: What did wewe want us for?
GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted wewe two to jiunge us.
Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names
Mother2Many has changed names
GrizzlyBear has changed names
ClumsyLamb18 has changed names
VampMindReader107 has changed names
PsychicShopaholic has changed names
EmotionbyName has changed names
Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?
MentalGenius: Hello, Rose
EvilPixie: hujambo Rose!
PixiesBoy: Do wewe know who this is, Rose?
Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours suits wewe very well XD
MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment au not?
Better_than_you: Take it as wewe wish.
SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!
Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.
SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!
dr.: Hello.
VamPassion: Hello, everyone!
Better_than_you: Where's Bella?
VampiresGirl: Heya!
MentalGenius: Hello, love.
VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!
VamPassion has signed out
dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be nyumbani in half an hour.
EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!
dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.
SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.
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SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.
MentalGenius: -growls- What?
SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.
MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy wewe kwa the fact that men are zaidi attracted to wewe than women are!
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EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I upendo you, Emmett! Marry me!
ILoveEmmett: Noo! I upendo wewe zaidi than Rosalie au anyone!
SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls upendo me!
Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?
MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!
EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!
SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!
ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will wewe marry me?
SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!
EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!
EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!
ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!
SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I upendo Rose.
EmmettFanGirlForever: No, wewe don't. wewe upendo me, really.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF wewe DON'T GET RID OF THEM!
SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!
Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!
VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.
ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!
EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!
Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet wewe have marriage papers to prove it, eh?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!
SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. wewe know I upendo you.
EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!
Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!
EmmettFanGirlForever: How do wewe know that my name isn't Rosy?
Better_than_you: IS IT?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!
PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.
ILoveEmmett: Says who?
PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.
ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. upendo wewe EMMETT!
SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.
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Better_than_you: Emmett, are wewe sure wewe didn't know those girls?
SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling wewe I didn't know them!
Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.
SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!
Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?
MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.
SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!
Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.
VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.
PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!
EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to wewe is anybody's guess.
Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.
SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought wewe were on my side.
Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.
VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.
EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?
VampiresGirl: Err...
MentalGenius: What is it?
VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.
MentalGenius: WHAT?
VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' upendo for me.
SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!
MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!
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PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?
VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.
EvilPixie: Haha!
VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.
Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.
VampiresGirl: OMC!
PixiesBoy: What's happening?
VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!
EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!
SuperPrankster: He loves that car!
PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?
VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.
EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?
VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?
Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told wewe he loves that car.
VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.
EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.
SuperPrankster: I'll follow.
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PixiesBoy has signed out
VampiresGirl has signed out
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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight au the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
VampMindReader107 - Edward
ClumsyLamb18: - Bella
PsychicShopaholic: - Alice
EmotionbyName: - Jasper
GrizzlyBear: - Emmett
Better_than_you: - Rosalie
Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle
Mother2Many: - Esme
ClumsyLamb18 has signed in
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GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!
ClumsyLamb18: Hello to wewe too, Emmett
GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.
ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.
GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!
ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.
VampMindReader107 has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!
VampMindReader107: Bells, wewe know I don't like that name.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Emmett!
ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-
GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air
GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care
ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!
VampMindReader107: That was…random.
GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!
VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!
VampMindReader107: What, wewe don't like Emsy-Wemsy?
GrizzlyBear: No!
VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!
GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!
VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.
PsychicShopaholic has signed in
PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!
GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?
VampMindReader107: Err…what wewe on about? Shut up!
GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?
VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!
GrizzlyBear: What? wewe think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!
VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!
GrizzlyBear: Fine!
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GrizzlyBear has signed out
Better_than_you has signed in
EmotionbyName has signed in
ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!
Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.
ClumsyLamb18: wewe changed your name.
EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?
PsychicShopaholic: hujambo Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett alisema that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.
Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.
An saa later…
VampMindReader107 has signed in
GrizzlyBear has signed in
VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, wewe win! I could never have done that!
GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give wewe the glory!
PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?
ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!
EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why wewe so embarrassed?
GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.
Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!
GrizzlyBear: Is!
VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!
ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!
PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't wewe take me along?
EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something wewe should be telling us?
GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? wewe dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.
VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did wewe do it? It's now fact that men are zaidi attracted to wewe than women are! The women who wewe tried to dazzle were looking at wewe as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!
GrizzlyBear: wewe alisema the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.
ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen wewe so happy, Edward!
VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.
Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. wewe have me, don't you?
GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)
Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.
GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!
VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.
GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!
PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!
EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-
GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!
VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!
GrizzlyBear: OI! wewe owe me! wewe were making fun of me!
VampMindReader107: Fine!
EmotionbyName: What? What song?
GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!
EmotionbyName: Go on, then!
GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't wewe see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)
EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)
VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)
ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!
PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are wewe imba Weird Al Yankovich?
GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, wewe should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!
ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!
VampMindReader107: Why?
PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!
EmotionbyName: Okay.
Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!
GrizzlyBear: wewe can be the judge! wewe could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!
Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has signed in
Mother2Many has signed in
Mother2Many: What did wewe want us for?
GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted wewe two to jiunge us.
Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.
Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names
Mother2Many has changed names
GrizzlyBear has changed names
ClumsyLamb18 has changed names
VampMindReader107 has changed names
PsychicShopaholic has changed names
EmotionbyName has changed names
Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?
MentalGenius: Hello, Rose
EvilPixie: hujambo Rose!
PixiesBoy: Do wewe know who this is, Rose?
Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours suits wewe very well XD
MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment au not?
Better_than_you: Take it as wewe wish.
SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!
Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.
SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!
dr.: Hello.
VamPassion: Hello, everyone!
Better_than_you: Where's Bella?
VampiresGirl: Heya!
MentalGenius: Hello, love.
VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!
VamPassion has signed out
dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be nyumbani in half an hour.
EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.
SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!
dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.
SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.
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SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.
MentalGenius: -growls- What?
SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.
MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy wewe kwa the fact that men are zaidi attracted to wewe than women are!
EmmettFanGirlForever has signed in
ILoveEmmett has signed in
EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I upendo you, Emmett! Marry me!
ILoveEmmett: Noo! I upendo wewe zaidi than Rosalie au anyone!
SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls upendo me!
Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?
MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!
EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!
SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!
ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will wewe marry me?
SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!
EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!
EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!
ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!
SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I upendo Rose.
EmmettFanGirlForever: No, wewe don't. wewe upendo me, really.
Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF wewe DON'T GET RID OF THEM!
SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!
Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!
VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.
ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!
EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!
Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet wewe have marriage papers to prove it, eh?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!
SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. wewe know I upendo you.
EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!
Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!
EmmettFanGirlForever: How do wewe know that my name isn't Rosy?
Better_than_you: IS IT?
EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!
PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.
ILoveEmmett: Says who?
PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.
ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. upendo wewe EMMETT!
SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.
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Better_than_you: Emmett, are wewe sure wewe didn't know those girls?
SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling wewe I didn't know them!
Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.
SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!
Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?
MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.
SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!
Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.
VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.
PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!
EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to wewe is anybody's guess.
Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.
SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought wewe were on my side.
Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.
VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.
EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?
VampiresGirl: Err...
MentalGenius: What is it?
VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.
MentalGenius: WHAT?
VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' upendo for me.
SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!
MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!
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PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?
VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.
EvilPixie: Haha!
VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.
Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.
VampiresGirl: OMC!
PixiesBoy: What's happening?
VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!
EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!
SuperPrankster: He loves that car!
PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?
VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.
EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?
VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?
Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told wewe he loves that car.
VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.
EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.
SuperPrankster: I'll follow.
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-Emmett-
One of the most hilariously fun things of all time wewe can do: embarrass Renesmee. She turns even redder than Bella used to, and that's definetly saying something. The teasing just has to be adequete.
Of course, Renesmee ALWAYS gets me back, but it's worth it. Sort of. She has a talent for revenge, involving getting a certain seven foot werewolf (hi, Jake!) in on it. The most hivi karibuni avengement she instilled, involved, er, (they had to get Edward and Jasper in on this one) throwing me off the cliffs. Jacob gave permission. He likes payback for his adorable, puppy-eyed imprintee.
Another fun activity: Getting revenge for her revenge. Let's just say that when she gets back, there's a surprise waiting for her.
I remember when she redecorated my bedroom, and when we got back from hunting, it looked like there was a pink explosion in Rosalie's and my room.
She's imaginative, I'll give her that much.
One of the most hilariously fun things of all time wewe can do: embarrass Renesmee. She turns even redder than Bella used to, and that's definetly saying something. The teasing just has to be adequete.
Of course, Renesmee ALWAYS gets me back, but it's worth it. Sort of. She has a talent for revenge, involving getting a certain seven foot werewolf (hi, Jake!) in on it. The most hivi karibuni avengement she instilled, involved, er, (they had to get Edward and Jasper in on this one) throwing me off the cliffs. Jacob gave permission. He likes payback for his adorable, puppy-eyed imprintee.
Another fun activity: Getting revenge for her revenge. Let's just say that when she gets back, there's a surprise waiting for her.
I remember when she redecorated my bedroom, and when we got back from hunting, it looked like there was a pink explosion in Rosalie's and my room.
She's imaginative, I'll give her that much.
