Robert Pattinson

I was now sitting in the Cullen's big bright lounge room i had a coffee in my hands that Nessie made me i was just thinking my mind was roaring.
“Hey um...Lilly do wewe want to sleepover tonight?” Nessie asked shyly, i thought of the oppurtunites to ask her maswali so i nodded my head
“thanks” i alisema smiling Nessie was smiling so big i was sure her face would hurt she sat inayofuata to me
“ Im guessing wewe have a lot of questions?” Nessie asked, we spent the rest of the afternoon talking about Wanyonya damu and werewolf's but i saved a swali for last.
“Nessie whats imprinting?” i...

Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. wewe can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, wewe know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and wewe hear...