1. wewe wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch wewe sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all mbwa for that matter.
3. He looks at wewe like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells wewe how nice wewe smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing wewe to death with his kubeba hands.
7. He can bounce matunda from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls wewe buibui monkey and runs around with wewe on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all mbwa for that matter.
3. He looks at wewe like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells wewe how nice wewe smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing wewe to death with his kubeba hands.
7. He can bounce matunda from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls wewe buibui monkey and runs around with wewe on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
