Twilight

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if wewe "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that wewe upendo him.
18....

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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Eclipse is my least favourite, which means I'm only mildly obsessed with it.

I agree that Jacob needs to imprint and find his own girl (or if he chooses, his own guy). I still like Jacob, he just has big problems.

I think Bella does upendo Edward more. (A lot more.) Although since her upendo of Edward is possibly the truest of true loves, that doesn't mean she doesn't upendo Jacob with enough power to light up all of Washington. It just means it isn't enough to overpower her upendo of Edward, which (since I already used the electricity metaphor) could light up all of Earth and then some.

We know Bella...