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posted by Gabstaaa
 As Close To Tristan As I Can Get.
As Close To Tristan As I Can Get.
Ok. I know I’m a vampire. I am almost invincible. Hard skin. Quick reflexes. Super speed. Magnified Hearing. Hot and cold. Light and Dark. High and Low. No problem, Simple. But water. Drowning, choking. Water filling your lungs. No, not water. I’ve never liked it since I was dropped in a pool against my own will kwa my own father. My own father almost killed me. I’d never learnt to swim, even to this day. The way it dragged me down when I ran out of energy to stay afloat. Stung my eyes. Filled my mouth. Pushed its way down my throat. Deeper and deeper into the darkness. zaidi water down...
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posted by anna0789
bella's pov

i slept really well the melody was amazing i hope that the pianist play every night ,i hope that i get to meet him

i change into some jeans and a blue polo tshirt
today again rose insisted to do my make up while she told me about emmet i was really surprize usually boys were the one that fall for rose not the other way around
"i can't believe it wewe hadn't spoke about yourself in 15 dakika only about emmet wewe must really like him" i alisema teasingly
she slap my arm
"yeah i do he is just"
someone knock at the door and it was alice! i hug her
"hi alice"
"hi bella wewe are so lucky to...
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posted by anna0789
emma's pov

it has been 3 days since seth had dissapear well the story was that he was at jacob black's house but i know it was a lie because everyday i went to look at the house it was empty today i pass kwa the house and saw the kitchen's light
i stop and run and knock furiously

jacob black open the door
"what did wewe did to him where is seth" i slap him so hard but jacob didn't songesha i didn't even hurt him a little i started to cry

i needed seth he was the one that hug me when i needed that calm me i needed seth

"seth is taking a shower" jacob said
"ok i'll wait him" i alisema sobbing
"no is late...
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The End of the World Means Save Twilight?

ilitumwa kwa Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am

The Sony Pictures website has a series of kura za maoni going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as wewe may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the juu movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and nyota Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so submit your inayopendelewa artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the ukuta because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
posted by teamalice_0
I'm sorry I haven't been writting as much.
teamalice_0
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"Maria?" Alice hissed.

"Yup. She trained newborns, I was one of them. I shouldn't even be alive right now."

Silence filled the air.

"Maria, changed Jasper." Alice looked into his eys.

He nooded.

"If it wasn't for the angels, I would be dead now."

"Angels?"

"Actualy vampires, we do know their names, but we call them angels, because they free vampires."

"What's their names?"

"Peter, and his mate, I keep forgetting her name."

More silence.

"Do wewe guys know them too?"

"Yes. He is actualy supposed to be...
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chapter 16

"so meet me at my house at 10pm?"i alisema as we walked out of the plane
"yep i cant wait to see your house"alice alisema exsited,thety where all coming to my house to meet and talk with the pack
and as i walke doff the stairs i seen vickie and jake they ran to me like i have been missing for years in stead if half of the siku it was like 6pm right now

"muma"vickie alisema as she reached me jake put his arm around me and vickie put her arms around my neck

"muma i missed wewe all day,can i stay up late to watch movie with wewe and jakey?"she asked me

"yes wewe can"i alisema then jake kissed me...
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posted by Green-eyez-24
 A bila mpangilio Twilight shabiki fic
A random Twilight fan fic
A butterfly. How delicately she flies, how softly her wings indent the breeze, so fragile, so yet undeniably beautiful. She had often found herself wondering, how such a faint being can take flight, against the continuous forces rising against her. Yet once again the wings keep beating, unfazed and unaltered kwa fear. Can a being with such a dainty appearance remain true of heart, when all around her seems lost?
Is this true of all that surrounds us? we are each aliyopewa choices, we are all alike, are we this butterfly? Are your wings beating in desperation to keep some how airborne, au are you...
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Attention “Twilight” fans. The official "Twilight" shabiki convention is coming to a venue near you.

The three-day weekend shabiki conventions will tour around the country and internationally over the inayofuata three years, with 20 stops already announced and one scheduled in the Southland at the Los Angeles Airport Marriott Hotel on March 12-14, 2010.

"Twilight" mashabiki will have the chance to meet and get up-close and personal with "Twilight" cast members, including Kellan Lutz (Emmet Cullen) and Ashley Green (Alice Cullen), with additional guests to be announced. No word on whether Robert Pattinson (who...
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posted by Sk8bordNewMoon
Is it possible for a vampire to go through the transformation again? I asked myself. I felt so drain for some reason. Everything was blurry
when I opened my eyes but as I blinked zaidi it became clearer. Sawyer was sitting kwa the bed. How are wewe feeling? Carisle alisema as he was coming in the room. I feel drained, empty almost. I told him. That is because, when wewe transformed into your human form, the animal blood that wewe drink becomes your human blood, and some how your body makes that blood have wewe scent in it. Carisle said. Can I try to get back into my vampire form? I asked Carisle. I...
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One siku later

It was me,vickie and alice at the hotel ,jasper left to go help find james,the girl Victoria was following Esme and Rosalie but,she stopped so esme is watching my dad and rosalie is helping Edward,Emmet,Carlisle and Jasper find james. The phone rang alice alisema "hello"
she listened"nothing i have seen nothing"
"here"she alisema to me and handed the phone

"hello"i said
"bella its so good to here your voice"he alisema
"have wewe found anything yet?"i asked my edward
"nothing at all,he vanished but we are following the girl now"he said
"edward i miss you"i alisema really low cuz i didnt want to...
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Seth's POV
I was at the Cullen's house waiting for Zoe to come back home. All the sudden Edward jumped up. Edward started panicking, Bella grabbed his hand trying to make him stand still. Edward, what is wrong?- Bella ket asking. It's Zoey, she has been shot! I was freaking out. What do wewe mean Zoey has been shot. I asked Edward, I couldn't grasped it. Collin is will be here in 3 minutes, Bella get on the phone with everyone. I have to go set up everything. He ran up stairs, I folloed him. What can I do?? I asked in a worried tone. I don't know. Bella came into the room and hannded him the...
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posted by Sk8bordNewMoon
As soon as I woke up I checked my phone. There was nothing, not even a voicemail! I went down stairs and grabbed a Red ng'ombe and Sunny D. I mixed them together and it created my inayopendelewa drink. I sat on the kitanda looking down at my
drink wondering why Collin hadn't called yet. So Collin hasn't calls you, Emmett asked. No he hasn't, I bet Jake has him doing a double shift au something. I don't have him doing anything for me Jake alisema has he walked through the door.
Do wewe know why he hadn't called me? I asked Jacob. I can't tell wewe anything. Please just promise me wewe will wait and let him tell...
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posted by patrisha727
Here's one for today! ^_^


"Oh. My. God." Angela and I said, perfectly syncronized.
After a few mintes of silence, Angela and I bursted out laughing.
"This is NOT funny!" Lauren yelled.
That maoni made us laugh even harder.
"I NEED a picture of this." Angela said, getting her messenger bag,
"Don't. You. Dare." Lauren growled.
Angela took her small camera and made a quick picture of Lauren's horror-strucked and embarrassed face.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Lauren yelled.

Before any of us could reply, a flight attendance came towards us.
"Excuse me? Miss? wewe need to be zaidi quiet and take your seat."...
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Chapter 7- Return of my Nightmares

May 1919

I approached the train station slowly. Abigail and Tom were accompanying me. The past two years had actually been quite peaceful without the constant stream of beatings and disapproval of each movement I made.

We waited as the train came to a complete stop in front of us and women and children all around us flooded around the doors to greet their loved ones. I was one of the few who stood still staring at the train. All the others were elderly, too old to rush mbele au I was sure they would be doing so. The crowd slowly cleared and I spotted Charles...
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Chapter 6- Relief

After I was done at the hospital Abigail and Tom took me home. Charles' car was waiting in the driveway. “Oh no,” I breathed. “Just drop me off here. If he sees wewe with me he'll know I told wewe and it will only be worse than it will for me not being here. Thank wewe both for your help,”I smiled gratefully and sprinted back to my house. I smiled back at Tom who look angry, sad and slightly amused that I could still run as fast as always. The whole time I was running I was praying that somehow Charles wouldn't be angry with me.

I opened the door slowly and slipped inside....
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posted by surfergal
I got up the stairs and just started crying quietly. I knew everyone could hear me but I didnt feel like talking about it au thinking about it au anything. I put on some sweat pants and I found one of Cody's long sleeved t-shirt in my closet I put it on just smelling his scent on it. I just layed in my kitanda and cried, soon I feel asleep. When I woke up my face was sticky feeling from dried tears. I couldnt believe what had happened yesterday afternoon. i really thouhgt he was going to be my firend but I guess not. I walked au hobbled down the stairs and into the kitchen. Alice and Esme were...
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posted by courtneykutie
Well i was bored and so i just put down whatever came to mind!!hope wewe like it!this is one mwaka after breaking dawn!


"how long are wewe going auntie alice?"nessie asked me while i was packing up for mine and jazz's trip to Africa,we are visting Marafiki and want some time alone!

"um...3 weeks"i alisema and looked yep we will get back in three weeks
"yep i seen us get back in 3 week ness wewe need to try not to grow up that fast while im gone"i alisema and kissed her curly hair.
"I'll try!"she alisema and jumped up gave me a hug and kiss and said"bye auntie alice upendo you"the she left

then i seen Edward...
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What is your typical siku like on the set of New Moon, the sequel to Twilight?

New Moon was a very relaxed film to work on and it all starts with how easy going director Chris Wietz is. That vibe rolls down to the crew and actors. It makes it so easy when we've all worked together before. Everything was so well organized, making it easy for the actors to do our job. We had zaidi time to just laugh and make jokes and hang out; it's important to have a cast that gels the way we do and you'll see that zaidi in the sekunde film.

The entire cast of Twilight and New Moon has gone from Hollywood new faces...
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posted by Natalia94
----------Edward and his family leave Forks because he believes he is endangering Bella's life. Bella falls into a deep depression, until she develops a strong friendship with werewolf Jacob Black. Jacob and the other Mbwa mwitu loups in his tribe must protect her from Victoria, a vampire seeking to avenge her mate James' death kwa killing Bella. A misunderstanding occurs, and Edward believes Bella is dead. Edward decides to commit suicide in Volterra, Italy, but he is stopped kwa Bella and Alice, Edward's sister. They meet with the Volturi, a powerful coven of vampires, and are released on the condition...
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'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?

May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | kwa Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The swali is: Which one do wewe most want to see? If wewe haven't read the sekunde book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- au Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the mbwa mwitu Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.