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This Mafuatano ya Twilight picha contains kijani beret, vikosi maalum, askari wasomi, askari wa wasomi wa green beret, and vikosi maalumu. There might also be rifleman, fatigues, and kombati.

i he never chapter 23

posted by KatiiCullen94

I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while zamani explaining that his family was going out for about saa and a bit for hunting,so i was nyumbani alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna onyesha that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that alisema PIG OUT! I also wanted to...

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come jiunge the jacob n' bella vs. edward n' bella club!

posted by CREDDIECHANNY

jake and bella

come jiunge the Jacob n' Bella vs. Edward and Bella club!!It's where wewe can come and debate which of these two couples is better! SO PLEASE JOIN!!And wewe can always come and post anything wewe want about jacob and bella au edward and bella au each of them seperately!!! So PLEASE COME jiunge AND SHARE YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THESE WONDERFUL COUPLES THAT WILL SOON ENCOURAGE OUR FUTURES!!JK!! No RUDE maoni PLEASE!!!! EDWARD AND BELLA!!!

JACOB AND BELLA!!!

;) :) ;) :) ;) ;)

edward and bella

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Forevermore - Chapter 4

posted by Gabstaaa

‘Harley… Just because wewe can’t step outside doesn’t mean wewe can bring the outside inside.’ Complained Alice. I’d been practising using my ability of producing objects but I got bored and decided to put it to use. I had managed to make over 60 vases of yellow roses, water-willows and daisies appear in the living room.
‘I hate being cooped up in here though! I want to run!’ I almost screamed.
‘But wewe know why you’re here and not out there. You’re still only 1 mwezi old. We can’t let a newborn out into a world full of living, breathing humans.’ Alice repeated. I knew...

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KAYLA FANS!!! (anyone who read my Kayla Series this is for you!)

posted by twilight-7

Prologue

Kayla has grown stronger in her two years of living in Forks. Her abilities are growing siku kwa siku and are becoming even zaidi powerful. Soon she will know just how powerful. Her premonitions weaken her, they drain her of energy as she sleeps and tire her during the day. This will pass eventually but until then... Kayla finds her premonitions very distressing. They aren’t exactly nice to her. They don’t give her a warning. She could go to sleep one night and have a normal dream, the inayofuata night she has a premonition. She could go through the whole day, vision free, and then BAM she...

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Twist of Fate: New makala SOON! I PROMISE!

posted by twilightGGlost

Dear Twist of Fate Fans,

THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your maoni and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the inayofuata one will be out later today au at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!

PS: Dinosteph if wewe read this cant wait for the uandishi competition!!!

PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 32

posted by twilight-7

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I half opened my eyes, wondering what the hell was beeping so loudly.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Was that my alarm? I reached out to turn it off. I didn’t need to wake up; I had no school to go to. I touched a square box that was way too big to be my alarm and didn’t feel like anything that should be in my room.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I opened my eyes fully and almost screamed when I saw where I was. I wasn’t in my room. I was in a room but it wasn’t mine. It was too clean and full of medical equipment. I was in hospital. There was a drip inayofuata to...

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eternal night part 15

posted by _madz_

okay, this is only the start of the conversation but its gona be long so im splitting it up, enjoy :)

The siku passed quickly, the grey of the clouds abruptly giving way to an even darker twilight. The black night followed slowly after and every dakika Bella slept seemed like seconds. I was dreading the time she would wake, in fear of what she would say, how she would react to my presence.
If my moyo were still beating, it would have been racing. As it was, my breathing was shallow and quick. The only thing keeping me relatively calm was Bella. I tried to time my breathing with hers, to make...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 20

posted by sasie_katje88

this one is a very long one because it was normally for tomorrow, but because i can't be online tomorrow I'll put it up now, so the inayofuata one will be probably be on Thursday :D

Bella's pov

I walked towards Edward and Mason and alisema with fear and yet loud enough so everyone in the house could here me
“I guess wewe will all look at me different now”
“Of course not Bella” Edward alisema just a sekunde later still with Mason in his arms. “You are my wife, my soul mate, my best friend, the mother of my 2 children and the woman who I’m planning to spend my entire lifetime with. I looked at him...

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Rob- "Kristen sai I was an Amazing Kisser? Wow!"

posted by mandapanda

Do wewe like this kind of stories?
Actually, I’m not obsessed wih vampires, but I really liked this story.

How do wewe describe Bella?
She’s a strong character. It’s easy to relate to her and upendo her from the start.

Did wewe meet with Stphenie Meyer?
She was very involved with the production of the movie, she checked the script with Catherine and she loved it. She joined us while filming, but just for fun, she never got too involved.

What was it like working with Robert?
It was really cool, he’s a great actor. In this movie he plays the ideal man. I don’t think wewe can find a guy like...

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Running Through The Night -- Twilight FanFic.

posted by wanderingk

Chapter One - Little Miss Katrina
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I looked out to the clouds. Renee-uh I mean Mom-stares at me. Phil, eh, dad, keeps his eyes on the road.
"Ughh! Why do wewe have to bring me to meet my new sister? She doesnt have to know about me, CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME?" I beg. Renee smiles.
"Kat, Bella will be glad to see you."
"Its not her I dont want to meet," I pout.
"Oh, Edward. Dont worry, he wont bite."
I scowl.
"Dear God, PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" I beg. Phil and Renee laugh.
"You will upendo Nessie," Phil assures me. Who names their daughter Renensmee? Who? My...

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Kayla, Chapter 2

posted by twilight-7

i know that it sounds like twilight a bit but i didn't know how else to get her through the day. chapter 3 coming up!!

His eyes searched mine, almost as if he was trying to read me. His eyebrows creased together and his gaze became zaidi intense. The small dark haired girl turned around, wanting to know why her partner had let the shuttlecock fall. She followed his gaze to me and gave me a smile, inaonyesha bright white teeth. He gave me one last gaze and returned to his game. I looked away from him and back to Mike who had been watching me watching the boy.
“Who’s that?” I asked, nodding at...

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New Story - Chapter 5

posted by dinosteph

I LOVED uandishi THIS ONE!!

I literally am standing in my kitchen, multitasking between making curried chicken and uandishi haha.

I know it sounds very Breaking Dawn-ish, but don't worry. It's not that... (my trying not to spoil breaking dawn for anyone who hasn't read it)

“Bella?” I heard a muffled voice coming from downstairs. I slowly opened my eyes, not exactly ready to wake up yet and looked at the alarm clock. 6:45. Crap. I slept in.

“Shouldn't wewe already be showered kwa now” I heard Charlie as he made his way up the stairs. “You better get a songesha on au your gonna be late” He said...

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Twilight VS. Harry Potter War

posted by Laurl23

Twilight

Its Full On War People!!!!!! Are wewe ready to fight? Stand up for what wewe believe in? Will people turn backs on wewe and shun wewe down for what wewe believe in? Well here it is I am Laurl23 and I am starting a full on Harry Potter VS. Twilight on fanpop War. wewe may hate me for it wewe my upendo me au like me for but the truth is all I want to see is are wewe truly a Harry Potter shabiki au are wewe a huge Twilight Fan. wewe can’t like both, wewe might say wewe do, but deep inside your only in upendo with one of these amazing series. This war will include: Actors and Actresses Wars from each movie, The...

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rob on set

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Twilight - Silly Vid (Edward & Bella)

added by CatarinaSantos

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twilight

bella

edward

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<3 <3 <3

added by liridonarama96

Source: aw...

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Escenas inéditas Twilight

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Source: Gaby1310

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twilight

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Taylor Lautner

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Midnight light chapter 6-The unexpected

posted by twimar

Jacob pov

What did the vamp want now?god couldn't he ever get leave anything that happened alone?I heard him laugh stay out of my head I thought hoping he would listen. Once we where outside I deside to ask"what the he'll do want?"spite in his face"well I was just going warn wewe about something"he alisema now what was this about?"about Nahuel"he alisema which made me hiss god did I hate Nahuel."easy"Edward wound me"what about him"I ask once I was settled down" he in upendo with renesmee" he told me.now I just want to kill him. "easy"he told me again.that was what made me notice that I was thinking...