Comic-Con 2012

This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please maoni and tell me what wewe think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in upendo with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be kusoma there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...

1 mwezi later
It is two months till Renesmee is born and i look like i am 9 months pregnant.Me and edward are moving into the house in two weeks and i actually cant wait it will be nice not being cramped in this house.I am packing things up for edward to bring to the house alice is here too to decide what stays and goes.
i like them,and i will be the one wearing the clothes not you"i alisema to her as she looked at my jeans.
"I know but wewe will have to have nice clothes to go with your new face"she moaned,what did she mean my new face i looked at edward he was looking at alice as if he could kill...

*episode six*
*Up!*
Emmett’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I wasn’t 100% sure that Rosalie would forgive me
I wasn’t sure about anything except video games and…
Parties.
*done thinking*
Emmett: *playing video games*
Rosalie: *walks in* Hey, baby.
Emmett *smiles and pauses game* Hi, Rosa.
Rosalie: *sits on his lap* Hi.
Emmett: *pulls her on his lap* so am I forgiven?
Rosalie: Yes, babe.
Emmett: *happy* Yay!
Rosalie: *kisses him* I hear Jazz gave wewe a speech.
Emmett: Yes, he did-he alisema that Ali was sick.
Rosalie: *frowns* She is-we don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Emmett: where is she?
Rosalie: Carlisle is...

1 mwezi later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him zaidi than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and saa and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she alisema she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

This is when Edward leaves but different story to what happenes to when he is gone.

Edward and i were in my bedroom,we had just got back from my 18th birthday party.It went horribley wrong Jasper almost killed me.It was 11 o'clock when edward said"charlie is coming"then he jumped out my window.Charlie came in and said"Bella i have to go to the station i will be there all night something happened","thats fine dad cya tomorrow".Then he left and edward came back,edward hadnt talked to me all night all he alisema was charlie is coming.He said"I am so sorry bella",I jumped out of the kitanda and went to...

Edwards POV

It was my birthday.I only want my upendo Bella back in my arms,but that wasn't going to happen.

I hared a knock at my door,it was Alice.

"Come in Alice." I said.She was thinking I hope wewe have fun at school because were going hunting and wewe cant come haha

"Well that's nice "I said.She just smiled

"Well I don't think wewe will say that when wewe see why wewe cant come. But wewe have to go to school to see to see it.Happy birthday"She alisema she didn't think of what was at school all morning.They all sang Happy birthday but I wasn't a happy birthday i still miss her I know she would of been...

Dear Twilighters,

Greetings to all of wewe from the link club! I'm Dearheart, and I'm one of the people who first founded the CAT.

Before I say anything else, let me clarify some things for you: No, I don't like Twilight and probably never will. That's just me. But I respect the people who DO like it, and I won't bite any of your heads off just because wewe happen to have different tastes than me. If you're crazy about Twilight, that's awesome! I won't ever criticize wewe for that au try to force wewe to "convert" to the anti side.

I'm uandishi this to wewe now because I want to let wewe all know, once...

"none of us have an idea but its stronger then her allready" we had no idea what that ment either. we knew less then them. i think
he thought of the thing ripping her out from the inside
"help me stop it he me stop this from happerning" i whispered. almost begged.
"how offer her my stud servises? this is really sick she will never listern" he flinched like it was desusting to him but to me it was what would help bella to live.
"try there is nothing to lose now how can it hurt?"
and how could it she was allready dieing. so was i nothing could hurt anymore. au was there?
it would hurt me havnt...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK


The dakika passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...

I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while zamani explaining that his family was going out for about saa and a bit for hunting,so i was nyumbani alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna onyesha that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that alisema PIG OUT! I also wanted to...

*by Steohenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 20 - IMPATIENCE


It was a very long day.
We stayed in the room. Alice called down to the front dawati and asked them to ignore our maid service for now. The windows stayed shut, the TV on, though no one watched it. At regular intervals, chakula was delivered for me. The silver phone resting on Alice's bag seemed to grow bigger as the hours passed.
My babysitters handled the suspense better than I did. As I fidgeted and paced, they simply grew zaidi still, two statues whose eyes followed me imperceptibly as I moved. I occupied myself with memorizing the room;...

I don't know how surreal this was but I knew I was in no dream world, but it took me away from everything,everything I didn't know about myself.I knew two things.One,I was called Alice.Two,I could see the future.It had only been a siku and I was sat in an empty house when......I saw a face in my eyes. He had blonde curly-ish hair that shined almost as bright as the sun,big black sphered eyes and a pale face....like me,he was a vampire.Then there was me taking his hand. We were in an empty cafee au something like that....then it finished.I liked this vision.It made me feel warm inside even though...

to darkfairy97! thank you!

i woke.if wewe called that sleeping. but i diddnt want to move, i was too shocked to move, like i couldn't, paralized . again.
Jacob alisema that he wasn't going to leave the house after last night, had givin up to continuing carrying on about the scent.
i jsut sat back ,and diddnt reply. i couldn't say a word. my face was numb, my whole body was cut off from me.
i knew that me uigizaji this way would give concerns to jacob, but that diddnt matter now. i believe that after seeing Carlisle that Jacob knew who was there last night, but was too afraid of me to ask what happened....

edward point of view.

(p.sfor New_moon_master!)

imortality, hurts when wewe have nothing to live for.
the darkness helps, being alone, cutting off all sanity.
bella., her brown eyes. her scaret blush, fragile. beautiful. Isabella.

"Carlisles home, edward please come down and greet your father." esmes thoughts begged. she found any eccuse just to see me act "normal"
i diddnt move, only to continue my rocking back and forth.
"hey carlisle, how was work?" alice alisema joyfully.
"umm ok i guess" he mumled, even up here i could hear everything that was said.
"i saw bella today"
my head jerked up. and i sped...

This is Bella dwelling on how her life turned out. It is supposed to be if Alice never saw her jump off the cliff, so they didn't go to the Volturi, Edward is still alive somewhere but she hasn't seen any of the Cullens since her disastrous birthday party. Enjoy!


“Goodnight Mama!”

“Goodnight sweetie, I’ll see wewe bright and early in the morning, ready for fishing with Grandpa ok? upendo you”

I hugged and kissed my two, adorable children and wished them goodnight.

Oh, how big they were getting! Ben was almost eight! How I loved our little Ben, just like his father. The same sun-kissed,...

Chapter 7: powers
My head hurt to much I just wished to die I think it was worse than the venom that spread in a humans body to change it to a vampire as my old vamp friend Kayla told me how painful it was for her. i wanted to scream and make the pain less kwa screaming it out but my mouth didn’t obey me I tried to songesha my hands, legs but they wouldn’t songesha to it was like I was paralyzed my breathing got harder I needed zaidi air then someone touched my forehead and brushed my cheeks going down to my breasts…. thats what Damien always does! What's happening? is he doing this to me he likes...

Name: Jacob Black

Type: Human/Werewolf

Special Ability: None unique only to Jacob except those abilities that are common to werewolves: telepathy with his pack, delayed aging, advanced healing, senses, endurance, durability & strength.

About Them: Jacob Black is Bella's best friend from New Moon and on. He is a Quileute Native American and a werewolf-although later revealed to be a shape-shifter as he doesn't transform on the full moon. In Twilight, Jacob plays a minor role, being a forgotten childhood friend of Bella's. In an attempt to learn zaidi about Cullens, Bella flirts with Jacob, and...

EPOV
I don't know why Bella was uigizaji so werid ,these past couple days.Maybe human stuff.
but that night i found out .....



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FLASHBACK
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"bella are wewe ready to go back to the cottage"
I asked her from downstairs alice ,was playing bella barbie.I would give her a few dakika to wash the make-up off her face.
i heard her opening the door and her slow footsteps coming down the stairs. i don't know why but these last couple days she had been super careful of were she was going ....ohhh little did I know.

We were walking hand and hand back to the cootage when i put my arm...

When wewe really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher alisema that it's written at a 5th grade kusoma level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time wewe hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward...