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I found this hilarious orodha on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate wewe and I don't upendo wewe any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could wewe cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in upendo with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) wewe know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I didn't make wewe guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If wewe actually read this, thanks. Also, if wewe do read it, please review and suggest (even if wewe don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are wewe okay? wewe just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM au PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...

I was staying at Edward’s again. I hardly noticed. I just sat on his sofa and stared into space. He tried to engage me in conversations but I only nodded au shook my head. He tried to cook me chakula but I alisema I wasn’t hungry. He sat inayofuata to me and held my hand.
“Kayla,” he said. “Are wewe thirsty?”
I shook my head.
“Do wewe want to do something?”
I shook my head.
“Are wewe going to do anything?”
I shook my head.
He sighed.
I knew this frustrated him. He was worried kwa my constant staring into nothingness. I was barely thinking and hardly speaking. He had no way to know I was ok other...

This is short, I know, but enjoy it anyway!




The mbwa mwitu continued to growl at me and I continued to back away. Again today I feared for my life. But would Jacob really hurt me? He wouldn’t would he? Not if he had his own mind. But did he have his own mind? I reached out to the wolf’s mind and sighed with relief when I heard Jacob’s thoughts. I was so preoccupied with finding Jacob in this enormous beast that I wasn’t paying attention to the beast itself. The mbwa mwitu was advancing on me, fast. I tried to get away but I stumbled over the roots of trees and eventually walked backwards into one....

Dreamnapped
kwa Daniella Toldy
Chapter One

Today is the siku i graduate. We still had to go to school at the normal 7:00 A.M., but we will get to leave at noon. I was meeting Edward at school today surprising he didn't pick me up today. i was ready for what was coming. Edward and i were to get married one week after graduation Alice had already set that up with Esme. After our honeymoon he was to change me. That i was not ready for. I would never tell him that though.
I pulled into the school parking lot and i saw the upendo of my life waiting for me. i just knew he wanted to run and jump into my...