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Don't get mad at me! I just post the spoilers!! Okay Read This::

well, my sister called me today while i was at work and i left everything to my coworker so i could take notes for ya'll. ida, my sister, started on page 84, which is the chapter the ISLE OF ESME which is apparently a tropical beachy place where edward and bella are honeymooning. idk exactly where it is bc we wanted to get straight to the secks lol

edward and bella are on a beach. bella talks about how the water is warm, almost like bathwater, so warm that edward's touch isn't frozen. she asks him something like "isn't the moon...

okay, i alisema that this bit is long but i've decided to mgawanyiko, baidisha it up. I'll put this one on and some zaidi tomorrow.
this bit doesnt have a break so im just going to randomly stop. hope wewe enjoy it.
p.s this story isnt mine all credit goes to steph meyer



The crowds built very quickly but no one ventured down the alleyway I had chosen. It was right inayofuata to the clock tower and very dark.
The sun rose slowly and I just sat completely still watching it creep down the clock tower.
I spent my remaining time with Bella. The reason of my existence, cruelly taken before her time.
I chose the least painful...

I found this hilarious orodha on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate wewe and I don't upendo wewe any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could wewe cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in upendo with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) wewe know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...