juu Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. wewe can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. wewe can go wherever wewe want when wewe tarehe both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. wewe can take Edward nyumbani to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. wewe can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because wewe shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes wewe need an air conditioner, and sometimes wewe need a space heater.
9. Who says wewe can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because wewe refuse to be affected kwa territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a orodha of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and wewe are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the upendo of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I upendo Edward Cullen!!!
If wewe have any zaidi ideas, post 'em on the maoni board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One zaidi thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and wewe are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the upendo of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I upendo Edward Cullen!!!
If wewe have any zaidi ideas, post 'em on the maoni board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One zaidi thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!