hey all i forgot to post this yesterday.All my Marafiki say its amazing so...Im gonna stop talking and let wewe read :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do wewe keep the people wewe upendo safe? When wewe have to keep yourself salama first? How do wewe keep the person wewe upendo safe? When that person doesnt upendo wewe anymore? How do wewe keep your upendo salama when your whole world changes?
So what do wewe think? Hope ya like it!! :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do wewe keep the people wewe upendo safe? When wewe have to keep yourself salama first? How do wewe keep the person wewe upendo safe? When that person doesnt upendo wewe anymore? How do wewe keep your upendo salama when your whole world changes?
So what do wewe think? Hope ya like it!! :)
ok so this is my first stoy so please maoni and tell me if wewe want me to continue and if wewe have any ideas it would help.plz.=D
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the inayofuata thing i knew he was on juu of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward alisema angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i alisema through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are wewe and what do wewe want!?!i asked hard.my name is jimmy, hunitumia im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i alisema guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the inayofuata thing i knew he was on juu of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward alisema angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i alisema through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are wewe and what do wewe want!?!i asked hard.my name is jimmy, hunitumia im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i alisema guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
My awesome 'other':
Edward wewe are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chokoleti cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, wewe know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
Edward wewe are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chokoleti cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, wewe know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't upendo wewe and i never have. the only reason why i married wewe was cuz wewe have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need wewe anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i alisema goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't upendo wewe and i never have. the only reason why i married wewe was cuz wewe have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need wewe anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i alisema goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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