ALIEN AEROSTOCKIAN SOLDIERS IN THE NIGHT #1

UFO's are a load. Everybody knows it's the Canadians. People keep making deals out of this, it's not anything but a couple of people on weed who saw stuff while they were high. Besides, we have people like Chuck Norris for this. And if we were serious we could just start launching nukes into space as a warning, and since we're not doing that, and Peter Jackson is instead making a movie about it, we should ignore all this. It's a load.
If they take someone like Gaahl au Corpsegrinder, then I'll consider believing, but until that siku never comes, I'll stand here with a plate of pancakes waiting for the load of syrup that is UFO's.

EDIT: This is just a joke, so wewe guys know.