Glitches in the Sky Matrix - Caught on Camera

Found some urban legends online :)
I'm gonna post some of them.
This is 'The Choking Doberman':

MY COUSIN and his wife lived in Sydney with this huge doberman in a little apartment off Maroubra Road. One night they went out for chajio, chakula cha jioni and a spot of clubbing. kwa the time they got nyumbani it was late and my cousin was zaidi than a little drunk. They got in the door and were greeted kwa the dog choking to death in the loungeroom.

My cousin just fainted, but his wife rang the veterinarian, who was an old family friend of hers, and got her to agree to meet her at the surgery. The wife drives over and drops...

Found some urban legends online :)
I'm gonna post some of them.
Here's 'Aren't wewe glad wewe didn't turn on the light?':

TWO DORMMATES in college were in the same science class. The teacher had just reminded them about the midterm the inayofuata siku when one dormmate — let's call her Julie — got asked to this big bash kwa the hottest guy in school. The other dormmate, Meg, had pretty much no interest in going and, being a diligent student, she took notes on what the midterm was about. After the entire period of flirting with her date, Julie was totally unprepared for her test, while Meg was completely...