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Well, looks like a fun little holiday is right around the corner. That’s right, siku of the Dead. Halloween, that’s for children who go out and eat candy. But siku of the Dead, that’s a real man’s holiday. In all seriousness, I am far from being Mexican. I’m the whitest, pastiest motherfucker around. But I still really enjoy the skeleton designs and the history of siku of the Dead. And wewe know what else I love? Masked wrestling, which is zaidi commonly known as lucha libre. siku of the Dead and luchadores. It’s not a Lucha Underground game, everyone. It’s Guacamelee. The full edition,...

This makala is made as a joke. Do not take everything in it seriously. Okay? Good

Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell wewe all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid punda colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, wewe stupid gays. ‘kay, upendo you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

hujambo THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE wewe ALWAYS BORED? ARE wewe TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO wewe WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK cinderella IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES wewe WISH wewe WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF wewe CAN GET TO...