2: He's a naughty little guy! Always kissing girls he doesn't know, making photocopies of his skeleton, stealing all chakula at a buffet and generally annoying Otto Von Scratchansniff. All this makes him so cuteful and funny in the many ways he finds to torment people. He doesn't just KISS girls, he leaps on them and shouts, "HELLLOOOOOOO, NURSE!" he doesn't just make photocopies, he makes 5 billion! He doesn't just STEAL the food, he EATS it!... well. Yeah. He's rad. ^^
3: His everlasting upendo for Yakko and Dot. They torment him, tease him, insult him, use him like equipment, the orodha is endless. But he never leaves the tower au runs away from them. (Okay, maybe he has to have SOMEONE taking care of him.) And he always stands kwa them, helping them win a fight (or trying to help) and even tries to walk in Yakko's footsteps, repeating what he says and trying to sing about the world. The kid's a lover.
4: His belch. Most people don't upendo this, but we DO. It's so GIANT, so AMAZING, so INCREDIBLY GENIUS! And preformed kwa Maurice LaMarche!
5: HIS CUTE LITTLE WITTLE ITTY BITTY KITTY ITTEN VOICEY OICE! For those of wewe who speak english, his voice! Done IMPRESSIVELY AMAZINGLY kwa Jess Harnell, and suspiciously sounding like a Lennon/Starr mix, it's just adorable! Who could forget that terrified scream in Potty Emergency? And his wonderful imba of things that never rhyme except in his accent? "Frehnd! 'And! It rhymes!"
6: HIS CUTE LITTLE WITTLE FEETY EETSIES! (feety eetsies-(noun) meaning feet) They are so white and cute and they have adorable little black pawpads attatched to them in the shape of ovals! Now who doesn't upendo ovals? Who would be so idiotic as to refuse the prospect of an OVAL? Didn't think so. The feet are rad.
7: Oh yes, the eatin'. Who could forget that? The kid's eaten a whole buffet, a fridge, a jikoni sink, a bite out of a bear's garage, Yakko's chair, as well as a pointy meal that made his stomach an odd shape. Oh yeah, and that tape that self-destructed in six seconds. That too.
8: His LITTLE BABY PICTURES! Now who wouldn't just upendo that picture where Fat William is holding his wittle baby son in his fat paws? Huh? No, don't tell me if wewe wouldn't. No one upset me. This makala took 23 minutes!
9: His AH DOR A BLE way of being one with the mallet! He can smash things! And... he can smash things!
10: The CONCLUDING REASON... He's Wakko. Ya gotta upendo the kid. He's all those reasons and more. An orphan, living the famous life with his sibs... and loving it. Sort of. :0)
YAY
WAKKO
WARNERRRRR!
