Dean Winchester: Fake 911 phone call, Sammy, I dunno, that's pretty illegal.
Dean Winchester: wewe can pretend all wewe want, Sammy. But sooner au later you're gonna have to face up to who wewe really are.
Sam Winchester: And who's that?
Dean Winchester: One of us.
Sam Winchester: No, I'm not like you. This is not going to be my life.
Dean Winchester: Well, wewe have a responsibility.
Sam Winchester: To dad? And his crusade? If it weren't for pictures, I wouldn't even know what mom looks like. And what difference would it make? Even if we do find the thing that killed her, mom's gone. And she isn't coming back.
Dean Winchester: [slams Sam into bridge] Don't talk about her like that.
Sam Winchester: wewe smell like a toliet.
Sam Winchester: wewe know there's EVP on that.
Dean Winchester: Not bad, Sammy. Kinda like riding a bike, isn't it?
Dean Winchester: Does Jessica know? Does she know the things you've done?
Sam Winchester: No. And she's never going to know.
Dean Winchester: Well that's healthy!
Dean drags himself from the river
Sam Winchester: Dean, hujambo are wewe all right?
Dean Winchester: I'm super.
Sam Winchester: [answers phone] What?
Dean Winchester: Dude. Five-O. Take off.
Dean Winchester: You're such a control freak!
Sheriff: So, wewe want to give us your real name?
Dean Winchester: I told wewe it's Nugent. Ted Nugent.
1983: Mary has just been engulfed kwa moto on the ceiling of Sam's nusery which is up in flames. John picks baby Sam up and is met in the hall kwa 4 mwaka old Dean. John hands Sam to him:
John Winchester: Take your brother outside as fast as wewe can! Don't look back! Now Dean, go!
Deputy: wewe two are a little young for Marshals, aren't you?
Dean Winchester: Thanks, that's awfully kind of you.
Dean Winchester: I am Agent Ford, this is Agent Hamill.
repeated line
The Woman in White: Take me home...
Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.
Sam: Dean? (Dean laughs) (breathing heavily) wewe scared the crap out of me.
Dean: That's because you're out of practice. (Sam retaliates, pinning Dean down) (laughs) au not. Get off me.
Sam: What the hell are wewe doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: ...What the hell are wewe doing here?
Dean: Okay, alright. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um...the phone?
Dean: If I had called, would wewe have picked up?
Jess in a tight blue Smurf shati and short white panties.
Dean: I upendo the Smurfs. wewe know, I gotta tell you, wewe are completely out of my brother's league.
Jess: Just let me put something on.
Dean: No, no, no, I wouldn't dream of it...seriously.
Sam: No. No, whatever wewe wanna say, wewe can say it in front of her.
Dean: Okay...um...Dad hasn't been nyumbani in a few days.
Sam: So he's working overtime on a Miller Time shift. He'll stumble back in sooner au later.
Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been nyumbani in a few days.
Sam: ...Jess, excuse us. We have to go outside.
Sam: I mean, come on, wewe can't just break in, middle of the night, and expect me to hit the road with you.
Dean: You're not hearing me, Sammy. Dad's missing. I need wewe to help me find him.
Sam: I swore I was done hunting for good.
Dean: Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad.
Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark."
Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are wewe kidding me? Of course wewe should be afraid of the dark! wewe know what's out there!
Sam: Dad let wewe go on a hunting trip kwa yourself?
Dean: I'm twenty-six, dude.
Dean: So what are wewe gonna do? Just live some normal, apple pie life? Is that it?
Sam: No. Not normal. Safe.
Dean: And that's why wewe ran away? (sounds disgusted)
Sam: I was just going to college. It was dad who alisema if I was gonna go, I should stay gone, and that's what I'm doing.
Dean: I can't do this alone.
Sam: Yes, wewe can.
Dean: (looks down and away) Well, I don't want to.
Dean: In almost two years I never bothered you, never asked wewe for a thing.
Jess: Wait, you're taking off? Is this about your dad? Is he alright?
Sam: Yeah, wewe know, just a little family drama.
Jess: Your brother alisema he's on some kind of hunting trip?
Sam: Oh, yeah. He's just deer hunting up at the cabin. He's probably got Jim, Jack, and Jose along with him. We're just going to go and bring him back.
Sam Winchester: So how'd wewe pay for that stuff? wewe and dad still running credit card scams?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well. Hunting ain't exactly a pro-ball career. Besides, all we do is apply. It's not our fault they send us the cards.
Sam Winchester: And what names did wewe write on the applications this time?
Dean Winchester: Uh... Burt Aframian... and his son, Hector. Scored two cards out of the deal.
Sam: Dude, wewe gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: wewe know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?
Dean: Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud.
Sam: So what's the theory?
Ranger Wilkinson: Seriously? We don't know. Serial murder, kidnapping ring...
Dean: Well, that's exactly the kinda crack police work I'd expect outta wewe guys.
Sheriff: Can I help you, boys?
Dean Winchester: No, sir, we were just leaving.
Two FBI agents walk past them
Dean Winchester: Agent Mulder. Agent Scully.
Sam: Car alright?
Dean: Yeah, whatever she did to it, it seems alright now. That Constance chick - what a bitch!
Sam: Hey, Dean. What I alisema earlier, about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: (holds up hand to stop Sam) No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.
Cop: So. Fake US Marshall. Fake credit cards. wewe got anything that's real?
Dean Winchester: My boots.
Deputy: [slamming Dean on the kofia of his car] wewe have the right to remain silent...
Policeman: I'm not sure wewe realize just how much trouble you're in here.
Dean: We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh... "squeal like a pig" kind of trouble?
Policeman: wewe got the faces of ten missing persons taped to your wall. Along with a whole lot of satanic mumbo jumbo. Boy, wewe are officially a suspect.
Dean: That makes sense. 'Cause when the first one went missing in '82, I was three.
Dean: Nice work, Sammy.
Sam: (painful laughing) Yeah, wish I could say the same for you. What were wewe thinking, shooting Casper in the face, wewe freak?
Dean: Hey, saved your ass! (looks at his car) I'll tell wewe another thing. If wewe screwed up my car, I'll kill you.
Sam: We got work to do.
Dean Winchester: wewe can pretend all wewe want, Sammy. But sooner au later you're gonna have to face up to who wewe really are.
Sam Winchester: And who's that?
Dean Winchester: One of us.
Sam Winchester: No, I'm not like you. This is not going to be my life.
Dean Winchester: Well, wewe have a responsibility.
Sam Winchester: To dad? And his crusade? If it weren't for pictures, I wouldn't even know what mom looks like. And what difference would it make? Even if we do find the thing that killed her, mom's gone. And she isn't coming back.
Dean Winchester: [slams Sam into bridge] Don't talk about her like that.
Sam Winchester: wewe smell like a toliet.
Sam Winchester: wewe know there's EVP on that.
Dean Winchester: Not bad, Sammy. Kinda like riding a bike, isn't it?
Dean Winchester: Does Jessica know? Does she know the things you've done?
Sam Winchester: No. And she's never going to know.
Dean Winchester: Well that's healthy!
Dean drags himself from the river
Sam Winchester: Dean, hujambo are wewe all right?
Dean Winchester: I'm super.
Sam Winchester: [answers phone] What?
Dean Winchester: Dude. Five-O. Take off.
Dean Winchester: You're such a control freak!
Sheriff: So, wewe want to give us your real name?
Dean Winchester: I told wewe it's Nugent. Ted Nugent.
1983: Mary has just been engulfed kwa moto on the ceiling of Sam's nusery which is up in flames. John picks baby Sam up and is met in the hall kwa 4 mwaka old Dean. John hands Sam to him:
John Winchester: Take your brother outside as fast as wewe can! Don't look back! Now Dean, go!
Deputy: wewe two are a little young for Marshals, aren't you?
Dean Winchester: Thanks, that's awfully kind of you.
Dean Winchester: I am Agent Ford, this is Agent Hamill.
repeated line
The Woman in White: Take me home...
Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.
Sam: Dean? (Dean laughs) (breathing heavily) wewe scared the crap out of me.
Dean: That's because you're out of practice. (Sam retaliates, pinning Dean down) (laughs) au not. Get off me.
Sam: What the hell are wewe doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: ...What the hell are wewe doing here?
Dean: Okay, alright. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um...the phone?
Dean: If I had called, would wewe have picked up?
Jess in a tight blue Smurf shati and short white panties.
Dean: I upendo the Smurfs. wewe know, I gotta tell you, wewe are completely out of my brother's league.
Jess: Just let me put something on.
Dean: No, no, no, I wouldn't dream of it...seriously.
Sam: No. No, whatever wewe wanna say, wewe can say it in front of her.
Dean: Okay...um...Dad hasn't been nyumbani in a few days.
Sam: So he's working overtime on a Miller Time shift. He'll stumble back in sooner au later.
Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been nyumbani in a few days.
Sam: ...Jess, excuse us. We have to go outside.
Sam: I mean, come on, wewe can't just break in, middle of the night, and expect me to hit the road with you.
Dean: You're not hearing me, Sammy. Dad's missing. I need wewe to help me find him.
Sam: I swore I was done hunting for good.
Dean: Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad.
Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark."
Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are wewe kidding me? Of course wewe should be afraid of the dark! wewe know what's out there!
Sam: Dad let wewe go on a hunting trip kwa yourself?
Dean: I'm twenty-six, dude.
Dean: So what are wewe gonna do? Just live some normal, apple pie life? Is that it?
Sam: No. Not normal. Safe.
Dean: And that's why wewe ran away? (sounds disgusted)
Sam: I was just going to college. It was dad who alisema if I was gonna go, I should stay gone, and that's what I'm doing.
Dean: I can't do this alone.
Sam: Yes, wewe can.
Dean: (looks down and away) Well, I don't want to.
Dean: In almost two years I never bothered you, never asked wewe for a thing.
Jess: Wait, you're taking off? Is this about your dad? Is he alright?
Sam: Yeah, wewe know, just a little family drama.
Jess: Your brother alisema he's on some kind of hunting trip?
Sam: Oh, yeah. He's just deer hunting up at the cabin. He's probably got Jim, Jack, and Jose along with him. We're just going to go and bring him back.
Sam Winchester: So how'd wewe pay for that stuff? wewe and dad still running credit card scams?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well. Hunting ain't exactly a pro-ball career. Besides, all we do is apply. It's not our fault they send us the cards.
Sam Winchester: And what names did wewe write on the applications this time?
Dean Winchester: Uh... Burt Aframian... and his son, Hector. Scored two cards out of the deal.
Sam: Dude, wewe gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: wewe know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?
Dean: Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud.
Sam: So what's the theory?
Ranger Wilkinson: Seriously? We don't know. Serial murder, kidnapping ring...
Dean: Well, that's exactly the kinda crack police work I'd expect outta wewe guys.
Sheriff: Can I help you, boys?
Dean Winchester: No, sir, we were just leaving.
Two FBI agents walk past them
Dean Winchester: Agent Mulder. Agent Scully.
Sam: Car alright?
Dean: Yeah, whatever she did to it, it seems alright now. That Constance chick - what a bitch!
Sam: Hey, Dean. What I alisema earlier, about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: (holds up hand to stop Sam) No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.
Cop: So. Fake US Marshall. Fake credit cards. wewe got anything that's real?
Dean Winchester: My boots.
Deputy: [slamming Dean on the kofia of his car] wewe have the right to remain silent...
Policeman: I'm not sure wewe realize just how much trouble you're in here.
Dean: We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh... "squeal like a pig" kind of trouble?
Policeman: wewe got the faces of ten missing persons taped to your wall. Along with a whole lot of satanic mumbo jumbo. Boy, wewe are officially a suspect.
Dean: That makes sense. 'Cause when the first one went missing in '82, I was three.
Dean: Nice work, Sammy.
Sam: (painful laughing) Yeah, wish I could say the same for you. What were wewe thinking, shooting Casper in the face, wewe freak?
Dean: Hey, saved your ass! (looks at his car) I'll tell wewe another thing. If wewe screwed up my car, I'll kill you.
Sam: We got work to do.
