I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, bila mpangilio prisoners,...

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary makala will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an makala everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the inayofuata part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

When it comes to horror anime, they seem to be some of the zaidi mature anime out there. As much flak horror gets in general for just being a disgusting and barbaric genre, seen as only catering to violent psychopaths, horror anime, at least the ones that I have seen, seem to handle their horror maturely. From the psychological break-down of our protagonist in Parasyte, to the symbolism and philosophy of Monster. Even Highschool of the Dead can come up with some relatable characters... wewe know, when they aren't having jiggle physics. And with Japan treating their audience zaidi maturely, it's...

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case wewe couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors wewe need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people wewe wouldn’t want to run into in real life and wewe definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as wingu Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final ndoto 7. And if wewe know me, you'd know that Final ndoto 7 is one of my inayopendelewa games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with wingu mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about wingu looking...

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in swali is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, wewe will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Let me start this makala off kwa getting something out of the way. I like The Sims. Is it the superior life simulator game, I wouldn’t say so, but it’s a really fun game. There’s just something satisfying about building up your house with all kinds of stuff to create a massive nyumbani with the money your Sim earns. That and just finding new ways to kill everyone in the Sims, but satisfaction nonetheless. There were a lot of side Sim games, like a lot of expansion packs for 2 and 3, and whatever the hell EA was doing with 4. One of these more… unique side games was the MySims games. Let’s...

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one inayopendelewa game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that wewe can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

*This makala contains graphic imagery, violence and gore, and disturbing content and may not be suited for some readers. wewe have been warned*


Corner of Horror has been rather tame since I first brought it up, haven’t I? Well, I think I should now start talking about subjects that appear to be a bit zaidi disturbing. We live in a world that is full of fear and nightmares. We may not have monsters from our own dreams and from stories we hear running around, but we have people who can do some terrible things, au moments that could put us in a state of fear. That is what brings fear to us truly....

Now, we all know movies, and we all upendo them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from sinema I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...

Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell wewe all what my inayopendelewa Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list



#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the orodha then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great kwa today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...

Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only swali is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this orodha contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final ndoto 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final ndoto 10, but I haven't played that one,...

Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the onyesha Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog kwa saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher ilitumwa pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up inaonyesha the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Steel Ball Run is alisema kwa many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most inayopendelewa part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the mwezi of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce wewe all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and uhuishaji allows people to do things that wewe couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to upendo animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still upendo the uhuishaji of cartoons and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with wewe all uhuishaji styles kwa creators that I upendo the most. Some wewe may like, and some I may get wewe to like. So, let’s start with the...

We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the mwaka 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in sinema like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the mashabiki tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. wewe don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole orodha about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, au just ujumla, jumla douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that wewe feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...