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Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, au just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this onyesha called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot zaidi fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone kwa killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears muziki behind waterfall) What is this. The muziki is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 4 - When in Doubt...

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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad wewe see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut wewe the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the inayofuata island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but wewe have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

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What's Your Take - makala 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do wewe get when wewe get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ wewe get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - makala 97 - Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Die

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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something wewe want to see. Unless wewe are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did wewe hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link kwa using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and wewe fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't wewe just take...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on moto again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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The juu 100 - #73: Katamari Damacy

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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs au any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative au thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but zaidi of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...

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DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 54 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Dishonored

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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting zaidi than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Buys a Real Samurai Sword

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When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a upendo for zaidi of the Japanese culture. After kusoma about the country on an makala online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. zaidi specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling wewe this so wewe can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

What's Your Take - makala 179 - Death NO!!!te (Spoilers for Death Note)

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So, I want to talk about an amazing anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down kwa the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 6 - Youth and Revolt

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Link: Okay, so, what do we do inayofuata on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are wewe serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't wewe find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: wewe will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one zaidi person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. wewe mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: wewe want your reward au not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Candy store
Tetra:...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 2 - The Sword is Mightier...

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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? wewe mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, hujambo Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... hujambo Orca.
Orca: So, wewe want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for wewe to teach me a new songesha so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's chupi, underpants says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few dakika of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, kwa setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK wewe (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the inayofuata Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are wewe still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED