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Title inspiration: Bang Bang kwa Nancy Sinatra


This fanfiction is a crossover between the Joker from the Dark Knight and Sweeney Todd. It has its own strand, and it is possible that there appear some new characters, au not.
Batman is not supposed to, but maybe I will change my mind about that later.

The setting is England, London, in the 19th century - the Victorian Era.


But the most important part: this text is originally in german. I translated some of it into English, but most of it I didn't, so I fear wewe have to use Google for this.
If wewe request my translation, though, I might do it.

Sidenote: Because of the translation, some things might sound weird. au I just made grammar mistakes. I say "sorry" for that in advance. And I'm open to any translation suggestions / corrections!


Prolog

Warum so ernst?
Wenn ich ein Tagebuch schriebe, wären meine Worte so rot wie das Sekret an der Klinge in meinen behandschuhten Händen.. haha.
Wie auch immer. Willst wohl wissen, was hier abläuft? Ich habe keinen Plan.
Zwei Männer, jeweils auf der Suche nach unterschiedlichen Dingen. Der eine nach Vergeltung, der andere nach... nun ja, was? Das weiß keiner.
Der bin ich. Nenne mich Mr. J, ihn Mr T.
Wir spielen ein Spiel, doch nur ich kenne die Regeln, kenne pango Ausgang. Vielleicht spiele ich auch mit gezinkten Karten, wenn du mich nur lässt. Ich gebe dir die Möglichkeit der Entscheidung.
Lass mich nur. Ich weiß, was richtig ist.
Triff auf Sweeney Todd und The Prince of Crime.
Triff auf dich.
Willst du wissen, warum ich ein Messer benutze? Pistolen sind zu schnell.
Bang Bang!
Ups, siehst du?
~ Joker


Prologue

Why so serious?
If I would be uandishi in a diary, my words were as red as the secretion on the blade of the kisu in my gloved hands... haha.
Whatever. Want to know what is going on here? I have no plan.
Two men, each one of them in tafuta of different things. The one of vengeance, the other one of... well, what? Nobody knows.
That's me. Call me Mr J, him Mr T.
We play a game, but only I know the rules, know the outcome. Maybe I'm playing with marked cards, when wewe just let me do it. I give wewe the option of choice.
Just let me. I know what's right.
Encounter Sweeney Todd and The Prince of Crime.
Encounter you.
Wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.
Bang Bang!
Oops, see?
~ Joker
posted by GabbyRaptor
There I am... Gabby Raptor.... " I miss him" I say to myself standing on a montain... alone. Then I hear a voice..." Mike...?" I say.... Nothing there... Mike was an old family friend... He was like a father to me.... The father that left me when I was five... My mother she went after him and eventuly died... I found that out 3 years later after the acedent.... Mike was a good friend.... All I have left of him is his horse "Boxer". It was my fault the killer got to Mike... It always is my fault.... I'm nothing but trouble... But what sadens me zaidi is that I'm rejected...My 3 brothers and my...
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posted by sawfan13
The happy cherished life of Amanda and Karietta upendo were to be shortened. Amanda was only eleven, when she found out that she had to play the role of "Mother Figure". Mandy and Karrie's mother had died of a rare disease that was very uncommon in this siku of age. It wasn't long before that their grandparents from both sides had died and a horrible tragedy had happened to most of their aunts, uncles, and cousins. Their father called it,"The upendo Family Curse." Their father was with them, until Mandy turned eighteen and Karrie turned five. No one knows whether he died au disappeared, but he was...
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posted by Insight357
    It was around one when I left the house. I couldn’t walk far, for it was dark. I hailed a cab. I told the cabbie to drive to a cathedral, near a small suburb, just outside New York City.
    I didn’t dare close my eyes during the taxi ride. I did not need any picha to play behind my eyelids. The dream had been all too real.
    After a ride down streets I could not name, we arrived at a tall, brick cathedral. I paid the cabbie, and got out of the car. He drove away. I walked up a few steps to the wooden door. I pulled on the...
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posted by r260897
“well I got the notice we will have no class today.. everyone is busy in preparation of the function. They should declare it as a holiday.. oh yeah…. Hello are wewe listening… hujambo wake up… its irritating” my friend was saying this to me au it should be alisema that this was speech of substitute class leader to leader. “ yp.. I got that no class today and everyone is…” I alisema this to her to onyesha that I was attentive to what she was saying but what I got was harsh dialog “ shut up… I am not asking to repeat my words… I am the best leader… I am the best there is none like me…....
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posted by Insight357
    Wyatt watched as the faerie girl smacked Xavier across the face. He chuckled inwardly, wondering what the poor bastard had alisema to her. He became at unease when he saw Elizabeth try to turn around to run. Wyatt was ready to follow her when Lucifer pulled her over.
    Wyatt stopped in his tracks when Elizabeth followed Lucifer to the Privacy Room. It was actually a storage room, but it wasn’t used for storage. He watched as they went in. Lucifer shut the door behind them.
    Wyatt watched as the fight between the faerie, and...
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posted by Insight357
    Elizabeth woke-up, and looked around the room. She sat up, and pushed her hair back groggily. She looked over beside her-Wyatt was missing. She looked all around the room, and still couldn’t find him. Then, she heard voices on the other side of the door.
    The door opened, and Wyatt walked in, with Xavier behind him.
    “Oh, did I wake you?” asked Wyatt. Xavier stood behind him, staring at her.
    “No, I just got up a dakika ago,” alisema Elizabeth.
    “Okay, good. Well, we need...
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posted by Harrypotter148
This is a short story a wrote a few months back :)



He woke up thinking it was just a dream, then reality hit him, it was not a dream at all, it was the truth. He fell to his knees and cried out to God, “Why did wewe do this to me!” he then fell to the ground sobbing, his whole body was shaking, he wanted to numb the pain. After a while he got up slowly and walked to the refrigerator and pulled out a beer. He then moved to his kitanda and turned on the TV, he did not watch it; he just needed something to drown out the silence. He took a sip of his beer, he had large bags under his eyes, his...
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posted by I_DONT-KNOW
So I started uandishi this a long time ago, and didnt have a title.Remember? Anyway to refresh your memories I have put the last part I wrote up.



Chapter 2:Part 1

"What?" Alexis asked in barely a whisper. Astrid fidgeted with her hands.
"I read your file, I do it every time there is a new kid.Bonus for having the headmaster as a mom." She alisema trying to make it into a joke. "Sorry, I wont tell." She alisema waiting for Alexis to look at her. "Promise, when wewe bumped into me I actually wanted to try and help wewe out." She alisema smiling. Alexis couldnt talk, her brain was to buisy dealing with it. Someone...
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posted by irena83
When your minds are
upset
and so many thoughts
circling around
your head,
wewe try to make
this right,
to find the best way
so wewe could feel better,
so wewe could be free.

Pain will never
go away,
it always stays
to remember you
that life is not a dream,
life is unpredictable.

Endless questions,
so many "Why",
but the answer
we will
never find!
The strength within
will not let us crack,
life is unpredictable,
who's to say?

Today you're happy,
and yet
despair waits
stealthily
to engulf you.
But,
wewe need to be prepared.

Not only bad things
happen to bad people.
Unfortunately,
so many pure,
honored hearts
have been broken for
so many times,
in so many pieces,
and yet
they live,
they live with
their agony,
they live with
their groan,
but they live,
tho their eyes are
always sad,
their hearts are
still softly.

Therefore
they know...
Therefore
they are...

The brightest star
that shines
in the dark,
that spark of hope
for all of us
who deserve better.
posted by AvaMarch
When wewe look at the night sky, what do wewe see?
In my eyes,
I see the moon as a peaceful spirit,
watching over me.
When wewe stop and listen to the wind, what do wewe hear?
In my eyes,
The wind sings to me and tells tales.
When wewe feel the sun on your back, what do wewe think?
In my eyes,
The sun reaches out and gives me a warm smile.
When wewe hear a flowing stream, how does it sound?
In my eyes,
The stream is floating in my moyo and soul, drifting on and on.
When wewe look at me, what do wewe see?
In my eyes,
I see an average girl who is silently struggling inside.
But that's all in my eyes.
posted by viju
 Pain!!
Pain!!
[Verse-I]
Something I feel inside
Something I breathe inside
The lightening and fire
Right now I’m bearing inside
My moyo is broken now
And it have fall to pieces
I’m finding a way through out
To reassemble and fix it
Oooh (fix it) Oooh (fix it)

[Chorus]
The pain and sorrow
Is freaking me out
The moto and heat
Is melting my moyo out
The man who supposed to be
Isn’t there right now with me
The devils look in your eyes
Makes me scream…..
Makes me scream…..

[Verse-II]
The scars and wounds
They won’t seem to heal
Suicidal
That is how I feel
Aggression and pain
I’m hiding in my eyes
I’m finding a way to
Control...
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posted by mitchie19
5.S L E E P O V E R M O D E

The doorbell rang. “Mariah! The pizza’s here,” Nikki shouted from downstairs.
Nikki Lim is my friend. She’d helped me pass my Chemistry test kwa teaching me how to solve the frikin’ formulas our adviser gave us and that was a relief. I went downstairs. “Here the money,” I handed it to him. “Thank you!” Nikki waved before I locked the door. Why’d we order pizza? It was my idea to have pizza with Nikki while Aeyla and Norah went to town to celebrate some event down in Houston Street. This is a sleepover. I want to do something fun before I go to...
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posted by hannah_vampire
I didn't know weither i should go back yet au if I should just stay here for awhile like I alisema i would even though it feels weird but I dont have to go back I mean Damon au Melissa could go.

I was sitting on Damons when he had walked in, 'hey Belle umm I thought wewe might be hungry so Here have this'. I know that the look on my face alisema are wewe kidding I am straving but I couldn't take it even though i decide to grabb it to be polite.

Four Days later

I hadn't been to school for four days and the only reason was because i know they would be their but I had to go back to Blairs because sooner...
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posted by Cullens4eva
Hi people. well im starting up an advice column for those people who need advice through situations and questions. If wewe yourself find your stuck in a problem barua pepe my account at dearannie_advice@hotmail.co.uk. this is my special account i use for people needing help. Dont worry anything wewe say will never be told to anyone else, thats my promise. If wewe dont think wewe trust me then send it to my fanpop account. im here to help those stuck.

please if wewe need advice, just try it.

the new Dear Annie
xxxxx
posted by PrinceLover1999
While She watched her mother had a moyo attack she was crying. While latter that night. She dreamed that her Father died...He was burned with fire.
"Why, does this happen to me?!?" She ask Then she starts crying. Then her mom as a ghost comes and hug her. Then she says....What...the.
She went to her kitanda and lay down...and she wakes up and she smelles fire. She runs down stairs, her father laying un consions. She's screaming for help, and luckly Help did come.
The inayofuata siku her Father died. She goes to a Foster home. Nobody wants her soo she goes nyumbani to nyumbani to home. Then she found this little...
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posted by EmoKidSteven
she's that dangerous kind
she only wears black with her long dark hair and her light brown eyes
she loves the sight of blood
her ultimate pleasure is seeing people suffer from pain
hearing them scream and beg makes her moan
she killes with one look of her eye
she makes men drop at her feet
heartless,thoughless
she's a demon witch
she looks like a human,but she's nothing like a human
you can tell she's different
you can tell that she's got something special about her
the way she plays with her tongue,touch her skin
the way she chooses one,there's must be something about him she can't figure out
and she has...
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posted by TeamRosalieHale
22: Way of the World

The hours took forever, the sekunde longest night Jack had lived through. Well, zaidi au less lived through. At long last, the sun started a steady climb in the Ohio sky, soon to be replaced with West Virginia. It didn’t take long for Tristan to wake, he needed less sleep than an average human to get by. Jack and Rosalie were changed from what they had been in before-he in simple black patashika, longi and a white shirt, she in light blue jeans and a black tank top. Tristan was back to looking like a Greek god again-his hair golden, his eyes rich blue. “Can wewe do that at will?...
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posted by coolie
. ‘’What happened to Sucky Sam?’’ Who knows,’’ replied Ted. They started walking through the catacombes.
We should get going ,”Bill. This place gives me the hibie Jeebeis,”said Death. You’re right,” replied Ted. They walked towards the front of the catacombes. For some strange reason, there was no hole to get out! They looked in the other direction. There was Sucky Sam standing about five yards away from them! Who, what, where, when…. Why,” alisema Bill. Looking for me,” alisema Sucky Sam in a cocky voice. All of the three were shocked in horror. Sucky Sam’s eyes turned...
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posted by joe-edwardfan
end of chap3
The kengele rang then I saw Edward waiting for me in front of the office
-there u are I thought wewe were going to ditch me
-whenever I make a promise I will always keep it!
Specially the one that includes: killing Damien and his mother
-so who was he?
He asked a little angry
-no one
I sighed
-I won’t push it if u don’t want to talk about it
-that's a good idea
We reached the biology class I sat beside the window again and edward sat beside me like jasper
The teacher came in the class and told everyone to welcome edward and blah blah blah
In the biology class I wasn’t as tired as before so...
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posted by marissa
 "After a while, the insanity of the situation wore off and it seemed completely normal."
"After a while, the insanity of the situation wore off and it seemed completely normal."
Chapter Three:

Alan:

When Alan got onto the bus, he spotted Benny immediately and sat down inayofuata to him.
    
Alan took the bus every Tuesday and Thursday to visit his mother. He’d met Benny two weeks zamani and the two talked every time Alan was on the bus, and Alan ate up every word that Benny said.
    
He had been skeptical at first, but it didn’t take long for Alan to honestly believe he was talking to God when he rode the bus. After a while, the insanity of the situation wore off and it seemed completely normal.
    
“Hello Alan,”...
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