Logan was walking through palmwoods looking for Carlos, he saw him kwa the pool with Jennifer's so he walked towards them, he alisema Hi". The Jennifer's alisema hujambo Logan. Carlos had alisema hujambo logan, what are wewe doing. Logan says I am good, I am trying to get away from Camille she gets on my last nerves. Camille says hujambo logie want to go out with me saturday night for kiss and tell. Logan says no i can't maybe i will ask someone else okay. *camille had left*. Carlos says i better find a girl to go with me at Kiss and Tell. Jennifer 2 says i wanna go with wewe *She had smiled*. Jennifer 1 says No,...

The mwandishi considered. Then the mwandishi wrote:

Two opposites sat on a park bench

The mwandishi deleted

eating their curds and whey

as soon as it was typed, and replaced it with

and one wanted the other to leave.

The critic noted "That's really not very specific, is it? Two 'opposites'? Come on, you're going to have to be zaidi specific than that."

The mwandishi considered. Then the mwandishi wrote:

The Republican sat down inayofuata to the Democrat on the park bench

and nodded, satisfied. The critic clucked his tongue. "Welll...it's not exactly original, is it? And how different are they, really? Honestly, wewe couldn't...

Radio onyesha gone wrong!
“Well here we are again with Hillary and Hannah with their 5th season how exciting is that girls tell us about it” alisema Betty.”We are very exciting indeed we work so hard and put our moneys effort into it” the girls alisema strongly.”Ok let’s get back to the callers lets sees who’s there”. As all the girls wait to get the excited caller, Nancy on the other line calls shocked that she’s the first pick “Nancy wewe there hello”!?!
“Yea I’m here” Nancy alisema shyly.”Tells what wewe liked about one of the shows” Hillary and Hannah alisema calmly.”...

Let my confessions take wewe for a ride...

3 o'clock. My attention shifted from the - what seemed to be - hundreds of plaques and awards, degrees and certificates scattered across each oak ukuta of the office. Of course, the office was meant to feel zaidi like a lounge. A living room perhaps, but I knew exactly what it was. The tick... tock... tick... tock of the sekunde hand grew increasing louder as it passed each number, irritating me. I contemplated grabbing my shit and heading for the door, but I couldn't. I was bound to be here, to sit here, and wait for Dr. Thomas. My body grew exhausted...

As I stood there waiting at the mitaani, mtaa corner I thought about how much I was going to kill Fawn. She's making me wait kwa the mitaani, mtaa corner drenched in rain while she was probably getting a ride from her father.

I then saw her father's car turn up around the corner. Fawn, with her colourful Jansport bag came out... with an umbrella. I ran up to her and aliiba the umbrella.

"Hey gothie! Come back here!" She yelled. I laughed as I ran away. She loved to call me gothie. I wore black make-up, black clothing, and I loved skulls. But that doesn't make me goth!

If I'm not a goth, my own person, then...