I have been taking forever on all of my makala and I really deserve a slap in the face for it. I shall administer that now. AH SON OF A BANSHEE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE! Now that that’s out of the way I bring wewe the juu Five Worst X Men Hairstyles.
Honorable Mention
Daken- I didn’t add him to the orodha because I forgot about him so his foot long lazy Mohawk only gets an honorable mention.

Maggot- Another one I forgot to add to the picks. He has kind of the same thing going on as Strong Guy so I guess it wasn’t necessary to have him on here.

4. Storm’s Mohawk
This seems to be one of those upendo it au hate it things. Some people like seeing Storm with a totally new look au think it’s just a great joke. Others intensely hate the new look and wish that the comic writers didn’t take away Storm’s dignity. Storm kept this hairstyle for a while but when she regained her powers she started growing it out again. Either way wewe have to admit Storm could pull it off unlike others on our list.

3. Longshot’s Mullet
I’ve read that the writers gave Longshot a mullet purely because wewe don’t see a lot of superheroes with mullets. There is a reason for this. It’s hard to take a character seriously when he’s sporting the patron hairstyle of rednecks everywhere. Thankfully he got a haircut recently in X Factor. One thing about Longshot’s hairstyle is wewe do actually find people in real life with this hairstyle so I assume that’s why it’s fairly low on the list.

2. Shatterstar’s Ponytails
I guess the Mojoverse has no fashion sense judging kwa two of its most famous inhabitants. Of course Shatterstar was a product of Rob Liefeld so what else can wewe expect. nyota had multiple ponytails and braids that seemed to change every panel and that really just makes it confusing. nyota also got a haircut in X Factor and a new costume to the cheers of many fans. Shatterstar’s hairstyle is iconic in its own way and I assume that was enough to save him from the number 1 spot.
Are wewe ready for the number one choice? Okay………. It’s a tie!

1. Strong Guy’s Forehead Pigtail.
Strong Guy’s pig tail is fairly iconic and does fit his joker personality but wewe have to draw the line at some point. When wewe shave your head except for a small piece on your forehead that is across the line. This is probably one of the longest running hairstyles on this list. Strong Guy had his pig tail until, wewe guessed it, the new X Factor series! Wow that writer just loves updating looks.

1. Cable/Stryfe’s Umm Something
I put Cable/Stryfe because this was at the point when Stryfe was inhabiting Cable’s mind and forcing him to do odd things without his knowledge (fangirls please do NOT take advantage of this). So Stryfe decided he was going to give Nate a fashion lesson and grew this awesome panya tail, half shaved, beard combo. I really don’t know how to describe this thing so I’ll let the picture do the talking. Nate shaved it off after he regained control of his body leaving Stryfe to always mourn his amazing beard.