Queen Elizabeth



and



Dolly Parton



die on the same siku and they both go


before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.


The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her juu and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'


The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.


Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.


The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, wewe may go in.'


Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I onyesha wewe two of God's own perfect creations and wewe turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would wewe explain that to me?'


'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,



A Royal Flush




Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.