InfoChan: Epic Rap Battles of Akademi! YandereChan VS YandereKun. Begin.
YanChan: Trying to steal MY Senpai, who do wewe think you're dealing with? If wewe try to take him, just know: i have a kisu at nyumbani with your name on it. I'm the hero of this story, you're the fanboy wannabe. but if wewe really want a fight, then please TRY and beat me. There are many things that i can do that wewe would never dare. I doubt wewe have the courage to take and claim Senpai's underwear. au tie a rival to chair and make her wish she was never born. So drop the act and leave, i bet your missing some freaky cable porn
YanKun: It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position. That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true frutition. But wewe see, let me tell wewe about rule 63: "All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart." LIKE ME. I'm the guy wewe don't wanna mess with, so wewe better run and hide. I'll laugh my punda off as i slice your throat open and watch wewe die. It's not like Senpai will miss wewe since he'll just end up loving me. So i'll give wewe one zaidi verse to back away and beg me for mercy
YanChan: wewe think that you're scary? Let me onyesha wewe something FRIGHTENING. wewe can't exsist in a world filled with Social Justice Lightning. "A MAN CAN'T BE A YANDERE! HE'S A STALKER TAKE HIM OUT!". My sex gives me a pass, you're what they cry mbwa mwitu about
YanKun: *laughs* wewe think politics will stop me? Just take a look around! People CRAVE my existence. How does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are. So your little verse just went to waste. So leave Senpai to me, wewe sad, pathetic, waste of space
Yanchan: *laughs* You're funny, for a deadman
YanKun: And now you're wasting my time. I have to make sure Senpai's safe--
YanChan: I told you, Asshole: HE'S MINE. wewe won't take him from me. I'll kill before wewe even get the chance
YanKun: wewe really think so?
Yanchan: I know so
YanKun: Alright..~ LETS DANCE
YanChan: Trying to steal MY Senpai, who do wewe think you're dealing with? If wewe try to take him, just know: i have a kisu at nyumbani with your name on it. I'm the hero of this story, you're the fanboy wannabe. but if wewe really want a fight, then please TRY and beat me. There are many things that i can do that wewe would never dare. I doubt wewe have the courage to take and claim Senpai's underwear. au tie a rival to chair and make her wish she was never born. So drop the act and leave, i bet your missing some freaky cable porn
YanKun: It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position. That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true frutition. But wewe see, let me tell wewe about rule 63: "All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart." LIKE ME. I'm the guy wewe don't wanna mess with, so wewe better run and hide. I'll laugh my punda off as i slice your throat open and watch wewe die. It's not like Senpai will miss wewe since he'll just end up loving me. So i'll give wewe one zaidi verse to back away and beg me for mercy
YanChan: wewe think that you're scary? Let me onyesha wewe something FRIGHTENING. wewe can't exsist in a world filled with Social Justice Lightning. "A MAN CAN'T BE A YANDERE! HE'S A STALKER TAKE HIM OUT!". My sex gives me a pass, you're what they cry mbwa mwitu about
YanKun: *laughs* wewe think politics will stop me? Just take a look around! People CRAVE my existence. How does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are. So your little verse just went to waste. So leave Senpai to me, wewe sad, pathetic, waste of space
Yanchan: *laughs* You're funny, for a deadman
YanKun: And now you're wasting my time. I have to make sure Senpai's safe--
YanChan: I told you, Asshole: HE'S MINE. wewe won't take him from me. I'll kill before wewe even get the chance
YanKun: wewe really think so?
Yanchan: I know so
YanKun: Alright..~ LETS DANCE