Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and kwa bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make wewe think"WTF did I just read?"
Anyway lets start,shall we?:
Finally the long awaited siku had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed wewe to travel to the dimensions in which wewe inayopendelewa characters live.
Zanny had waited long for the siku she could meet all of her inayopendelewa characters.The first character she decided to go and meet was the moto princess Azula from"Avatar: The Last Airbender"(the animated series not the live action movie that was even shittier than this crackfic that I'm currently typing)in the episode"The Beach"because this was her inayopendelewa episode.
Zanny put on her bathing suit,took her sun cream with her and was ready to go.
Zanny thought,"Finally,now I will have the chance to become Azula's inayopendelewa bitch!!!"
She entered the travel machine and link
Meanwhile in the"Avatar: The Last Airbender"universe in Ember Island:
Azula stood there bored on the beach, pwani and looked at Ty Lee who was surrounded kwa boys and filled with jealousy she wondered,what these boys saw in her?.Suddenly,out of nowhere zanhar1 arrived and screamedlink like a crazy fangirl and hugged her.
Azula was of course displeased kwa this and told zanhar1 to fuck off and pushed her away.
"Who the fuck are wewe and what do wewe want from me?"asked Azula in an angry voice.
"My name is Zanhar and I'm your biggest fangirl.Please accept me as one of your loyal followers"replied Zanny in an enthusiastic voice.
"Great,now I've got a crazy and overly attached fangirl",thought Azula to herself who was very annoyed kwa this at first"But now that I think about it,This isn't a bad thing after all"
"Where are wewe from?"asked Azula.
linkreplied Zanny.
"Okaaay...whatever.So wewe alisema that wewe want to become one of my followers,right?Well I'm really bored right now,so I want wewe to do some evil prank on someone to entertain me.",Azula demanded.
"Yes,my queen"replied Zanny and thought of some evil prank.
After thinking she decided to put honey in Ty Lee's sun cream and after Ty Lee put her sun cream on,a huge swarm of bees suddenly appeared out of nowhere,just because I alisema so,and started chasing Ty Lee who had to jump in the water in order to get rid of them.
"You know what,Zanny?I'm really starting to like you"said Azula who was laughing really hard because she was really entertained kwa this prank.
Afterwards Azula and zanhar went around the beach, pwani and had fun kwa making little kids cry kwa destroying their sand castles and putting sand on their ice cream.
"Hey Azula,who is that girl with you"asked Zuko
"Well Zuzu,this is zanahr1 my biggest fangirl "replied Azula.
"Fangirl?"asked a confused Zuko.
"Yes Zuzu,are wewe jealous that I have a fangirl and wewe don't?"asked Azula in a teasing voice.
"Me jealous?HA,as a matter of fact I actually have a lot of fangirls",bragged Zuko
"Oh really?"said Azula in a sarcastic
"Yeah,he really has a lot of fangirls and even I happen to be one of them"said the writer(which is me of course)
"Wait who alisema that?"asked Zuko.
"It was me,the author"said the mwandishi link
"Who alisema what?"asked zanhar1 who was confused.
"Didn't wewe hear it?It was clearly the voice of a girl who told me that she was the mwandishi of this shitty crackfic that we're in",replied Zuko who for some reason was the only one who could hear the author(Note:I definitely didn't steal this from"Ever After High").
Azula than teased her brother,"Zuzu,are wewe on drugs au is the heat of the sun damaging your brain?".
Zuko was confused,"But I really did hear it...",Zuko sighed and then continued,"Nevermind,I'm going back to my zombie girlfriend.Have fun with wewe stupid fangirl".
"Bye,loser"said Azula to Zuko and then approached zanhar1,"So what are we going to do next?."
"My queen,could wewe please teach firebending to me?"asked zanhar1"Learning moto bending has been my biggest dream for a long while".
"Okay"said Azula and started to teach firebending to her.
Because zanhar1 is an Aries which happens to be a moto sign and because my uandishi is even zaidi illogical than the uandishi that wewe see in Shounen Jump mangas from the 80's,zanhar1 immediately learned moto bending and accidentally roasted some stupid n00bs who has the misfortune of passing by.
In the inayofuata scenes everything went just like in the original episode expect that zanhar1 was also there,they played mpira wa wavu and got invited to Chan's party.
At the party,zanhar1 was bored because of the lame punda muziki and decided to everyone including herself the favor of switching the current muziki with the glorious Numa Numa song adn everyone started to dance and have fun.Zanhar1 then decided to play the Booty song,"Everybody shake wewe booties now!"demanded zanhar1 and everyone did so.
Now we switching once again to a scene that was invented kwa me.
Azula and zanahr1 went outside to walk on the beach
"I never had zaidi fun than today"said Azula with a smile on her face"You really are a great friend"
"I'm glad that I could make wewe happy,my queen"replied zanhar1
"Please just call me Azula"replied Azula
"Okay,my que-I meant Azula",this was the happiest siku in zanhar1's life,not only did she get a chance to hang out with Azula but Azula even ended up liking her.
"To be bad that I can't stay here for zaidi than one day"said zahar1 in a sad voice
"Don't worry,I can understand that wewe have to return to your world"replied Azula.
Suddenly Azula remembered the time she spent with her family on Ember Island and she was overcome kwa sadness.
"Whats wrong Azula?Why are wewe suddenly so sad?"asked zanhar1.
"Oh its nothing...Its just that I remembered my mother.I always pretend that I don't care about it but in reality I was always uchungu, chungu about the fact that my mother loved Zuko zaidi than me"replied Azula"My mother thought that I was a monster..She was right of course but it still hurt"
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"No you're wrong"said zanhar1
"Huh?"Azula raised her head in confusion
"You aren't a monster"zanhar1 continued"You are a human being who is capable of feeling just like everyone"
Azula smiled and kissed Zanny on the lips.Afterwards they kissed passionately and Azula started to take off Zanny's clothes.
Zanny was at first confused and didn't know what to do but in the end she decided to give up her asexuality for Azula and they had some hot lesbian sex that I can't write about because then this entire crackfic would be Rated R.
Zanhar1 then went back to our world and told everyone on fanpop about this but nobody believed her and thought that she was on drugs.
THE END
The reaction of Azula after reading this crackfic
