December 8th, 2102.
If wewe are kusoma this message, I have probably been taken captive kwa the Zanhar Project for disclosing confidential information to the general public. But someone had to do it! Someone had to shed light on this evil organization of doomish, doomy, evil. If wewe read this--do not send help! If wewe must send something, please let it be a pack of crackers (preferably saltine) and one single shin guard.
I haven't much time. They are watching. zanhars20-28...the trackers (we'll get to that later). So let's get right into it.
Not much is known about the Zanhar Project nor it's underwater,...
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