Here are a bunch of things to do if wewe want to be a Ziva! DISCLAIMER-I do not own NCIS,ONLY THE DVDS!

1.Flirt with the most attractive man in your office. aka-Tony

2.Do not use contractions.

3.Fall in love, but do not let it show.-TONY!!!

4.Mix up American terms, and then say wewe like your own version better.

5.Appear to be emotionless, and then BANG care about co-workers!-Gibbs,DiNozzo,Abby,McGee.

6.Dress causualy for almost every occasion.-cargo pants.

7.Do not force things, they will come to you.-vending machines...

8.Wear your religion symbol around your neck.-star of David

9.To relax,clean your...

Officer Ziva David is a Mossad agent from Israel sent to NCIS following the murder of Special Agent Caitlin Todd kwa a rogue Mossad operative named Ari Haswari. She was Ari's control officer and half-sister; they shared the same father, who was the Deputy Director of Mossad (he has since been promoted to Director). During the episode "Kill Ari (Part 2)", NCIS Special Agent Gibbs is cornered kwa Ari, but then Ziva emerges and kills Ari. After Ari's death, she asked to be assigned as a liaison for Mossad at NCIS, where she subsequently joined Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs' team, even though...

1. She has super ninja skills!

2. She is totally in upendo with Tony but never has admitted it. Yet.

3. She WAS jealous of Jeanne and Tony and was so worried about him in the first episode of Season Five when she believed he was dead.

4. She is now a real NCIS Special Agent!

5. She has developed close friendships with everyone on the team in a different way.

6. Despite being a born killer/assassin, Ziva really does have a heart.

7. She is strong and never lets anything stand in her way.

8. Tiva related. She just doesn't seem to fit with anyone else. The Dead Man Walking, Michael Rivkin. None of them...

hujambo guys, last night I was going to kitanda when I decided to grab my ipod and write a poem... It's about Tiva, but can be used in situations of upendo too!

Armor Down

After work we were walking
And a guy passed kwa
Delivering to wewe a rose
Ironically colored red
I just had to speak up so
the words are finally alisema
But wewe answer"haha there's the joke"
I walk nyumbani alone with
sadness consuming all my soul
And I wonder if wewe truly know
That my upendo for wewe is endless
And that that was just a way out
Because you're actually afraid to say it
Now I have no doubt
that there are some emotions
You keep trying...