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posted by 63712
humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months au else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers cap, herufi kubwa from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a shabiki for a sekunde and put it on another officer stepped up and alisema agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do wewe copy. yes i do are wewe seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he alisema no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and alisema dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and alisema well it seems strange just because wewe shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and alisema why the fu** are wewe doing here if your an american its a long story i will let wewe know later alisema hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty inayofuata to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he alisema what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a frozen american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are wewe smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END
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posted by REDWolfleader
Two weeks later...


"David!!!It's coming!"
"Ok ok. I had a degree in psychology. But I also went for other wanyama not just humans and Mbwa mwitu loups aren't all that different.Now just breath, in and out. Now push." I get into position"Ok just push some more, here's the head! Keep pushing,Kate.The shoulders,legs and... It's,a girl!"and in another few minutes,"This ones a boy,I think... uhm... yeah it's a boy,wait,yeah boy." Kate just laughed at me and asked me,
"What should their names be?"
"Whatever wewe want honey." I alisema smiling.
"Haw about... the girl...Jessica, au Jess short...and the boy, Lucky."
"That...
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VERSE 1:
my mbwa mwitu girl and I
Go together like a koti, jacket and a tie
wewe can't get me out the door
When stormy weather comes
Curl up kwa the moto for ever more

VERSE 2:
My mbwa mwitu girl and I
Go together like a truth destroys a lie
wewe can stiff me up in bed
When stormy weather comes
Ringing in my ears is what you've just said

Chorus:
Howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl!
Howl, Howl, howl, howl, howl
Means that I upendo you!
Howl for me darling
Means that i upendo wewe too!

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Verse 3:
My mbwa mwitu girl and I
Goes together like a breath and a sigh
wewe can lick me all the way
When stormy weather comes
There's just one thing to say

Bridge:
(whistle)
Suck me girl
(whistle)
Fuck me girl
Means that loving is due

Chorus:
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Howl howl howl howl howl howl
Means that I upendo you
Howl for me darling
Means that I upendo wewe two

I upendo wewe too!
posted by anubis210
ok some bitch, kahaba and her review say anything u like

My preschooler accidentally ordered this movie OnDemand, and since it was a kid movie I let it play instead of calling and canceling the order. I will say this, it kept her attention. That is literally all I can say in it's favor. Awful, clichéd, ridiculous tripe from start to finish. The characters, totally unlikeable, every one. The situations, preposterous. wewe have to suspend your common sense at every turn. The jokes, stupid. They wisecrack at the worst possible moments. wewe can hear the writers in every word, contriving their lame jokes and unbelievable plot points. I groaned out loud several times, never laughed. It's like it was written kwa a class of 4th graders, with it's squirmy sex talk and predictable story line. With so many truly great animated films to choose from, this has no reason to even exist. Stay away, unless wewe are three and just want to look at the doggies for an hour.
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this is the scene i hate the most in this otherwise okay movie
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i`m going on... a LEAVE OF ABSENSE TEMPORARILY MAYBE NOT TEMPORRILY ok i may never come back but heres a link to make this song even better link PEACE and cheers lads!
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idk who made this but I give all the credit to them
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The promo video for Wolfpack Motorsports...
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