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posted by 63712
humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months au else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers cap, herufi kubwa from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a shabiki for a sekunde and put it on another officer stepped up and alisema agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do wewe copy. yes i do are wewe seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he alisema no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and alisema dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and alisema well it seems strange just because wewe shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and alisema why the fu** are wewe doing here if your an american its a long story i will let wewe know later alisema hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty inayofuata to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he alisema what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a frozen american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are wewe smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
A few years back, I was at a Nickelback concert. As could be expected from Nickelback, it was AMAZING! They were playing all of their biggest hits, like "Another Hole in the Head", "Someone That You're With", and "Something in your Mouth". All were great, but they hadn't managed to hit my inayopendelewa songs.
Then, like 4 hours into the concert, which had involved the band throwing beers into the crowd, Chad Kroeger telling a ridiculously dirty joke that involved a dog, a wife, and a boat, and the drummer, ngoma and lead guitarist getting into a Yo Mama joke contest, the lead guitarist fell off the stage...
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*Athor's note this will take place from the last part about when garth Asks if ur pickin a fight with me i'll see ya at Oakmont St. bar*

garth walked right up to him and alisema "Listen if your picking a fight meet me at the bar Oakmont St." But there was one thing Humphrey was afraid of His monster...It was mean dark and vicious It would kill anything that threatened it. ~1HourLater~ Humphrey was waiting outside the bar and he had just drunk a whole bottle of whiskey then Garth pulled up in his car along with his buddies. Then one of his buddies hit Humphrey with a crowbar and KO! Humphrey was...
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