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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He aliiba a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to wrap, upangaji pamoja up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming it and therefore receive extra pay. Furthermore, Earle knew of Phelps' interest in Elsa, and ultimately used this information to bargain his way into the SRF syndicate and into Leland Monroe's payroll.

And Roy is never punished. Except the time Cole snaps and points a gun at him, giving a "the reason wewe suck speech" after Roy insult Sheldon's corpse. But Roy is never arrested. And not even shot kwa Cole. He gets away scot free..



#2: BILLY GREY - GTA:
May be weird to put Billy before Dimitri.. But at least Dimitri has SOME standards.. He really only knew Niko for a few days.. Billy knew Johnny sense they were little kids. Johnny thought of Billy as a big brother, he loved the guy.. Making it all the zaidi disgraceful that Billy sold Johnny out the first chance he got.. Not to mention the constant racist maoni towards just about every race.. And that he drove Brian basically insane, causing the civil war, as Brian couldn't see Billy's true nature. Kinda sad when wewe think about it.. Plus, in GTA 5, surviving Lost MC mentions, mention that Billy was the better leader, which is basically a middle finger to fans..



#3: ERIC SPARROW - TONY HAWK:
Most jerks would just stop at humiliating wewe once. However for Eric Sparrow that isn't enough. He steals your footage of jumping across two 30-story buildings over a helicopter leading him to fame. If that wasn't enough he gets wewe in jail kwa ramming a tank into a building and blaming it on you. That's a bit too far for a rivalry. The only thing good about Sparrow is finally getting to ngumi, punch him in the end..



#4: DIMITRI - GTA:
Most GTA antagonists are pricks we normally hate from the moment we first see them. Dimitri was very different. wewe think he's a friend.. He's such a evil genius, wewe kinda upendo it, but wewe never admit it.. But still, your zaidi than happy to watch that asshole die nice and slow..



#5: DOCTOR FONTAINE - LA NOIRE:
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen kwa his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated kwa how he convinced a nieve Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom (a man with strong PTSD and needs mental help) and used him to burn down houses, often with family's inside.

In the end, Fontaine was later visited kwa Elsa who explained her recovery from her addiction and mentioned Cole and Jack, causing Fontaine to stutter on his words. Catching him off-guard, Elsa confronted Fontaine kwa stating she knew of his involvement with Monroe and that he had suggested Lou worked at the housing site; insinuating that Fontaine was responsible for Lou's death.

Finding himself cornered and exposed, Fontaine played up his innocence and attacked Elsa, striking her on the forehead with a crystal ball, knocking her unconcious. As he prepared to kill her to conceal his corruption, Ira Hogeboom arrived and witnessed the whole attack. In a fit of rage, Ira stormed in, grabbed Fontaine kwa the throat, and strangled him to death..



#6: FRANK TENPENNY - GTA:
Frank is a corrupt police officer, and is depicted as a very violent, sadistic and impulsive man. He often used Carl as his "dog". Tenpenny is also heartless and is easily angered if things doesn't go pretty well. He also had helped both Vagos and Ballas to make both Aztecas and GSF cease to exist in order to gain zaidi power and respect from them instead of preventing them from committing zaidi crimes.

Frank Tenpenny appears to have few qualms in abusing people verbally au physically and seems to be fond of practicing brutality on others. Before the final mission, End of the Line, he realized that Carl has "gone away from him" and decided to eliminate him, which shown in the End of the Line, he attempted to kill Carl kwa using his shotgun but fails to do so..



#7: EDGAR ROSS - RED DEAD REDEMPTION:
Throughout the events of Red Dead Redemption, Ross is portrayed to epitomize the unfair and detestable nature of the corruption in the federal government during its time. He is indifferent, snide, amoral, disloyal, unscrupulous and inequitable to a fault.

He may have also held some prejudicial views, like calling Nastas a savage after first encountering him, and assuming that he might not speak English even after being told Nastas was an informant..



#8: MACKAROV - CALL OF DUTY:
Vladimir Makarov is a man with purpose. A moral man, one with ideals. Unfortunately, being the sociopath that he is, that moral compass of his doesn't exactly point North, and in a bid to return Russia to its USSR glory days, he sets off a nuke that kills zaidi than 30,000 Marines. Later, he also coordinates the infamous Zakhaev International Airport attack, which brought civilization to the brink of World Word 3. But don't worry, Makarov gets his, courtesy of one Cpt. John Price..



#9: ZAHKAEV - CALL OF DUTY:
The man who started it all. Even in death, Makarov made people remember the name.. He's kinda awesome actually..


#10: RORKE - CALL OF DUTY:
He's been brainwashed and now he's a machine who's only mission is to kill our heroes. He got shot through the chest and was subsequently plunged into the ocean, but he turned up alive and forced Logan, the main character, to jiunge his side--which no other villain has been able to do. He's a guy who uses brute force and could take out any of the ghosts in a one-on-one fight--and for the record he succeeded in killing two ghosts, injuring two, and brainwashing another..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. upinde wa mvua Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hujambo asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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posted by Canada24
#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves wewe kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended kwa WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I upendo Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the sekunde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on moto and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never onyesha hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a moyo of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as wewe have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the kisu gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even zaidi easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase wewe out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when wewe run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, wewe won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his punda handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what wewe want about Americans but we understand capitalism. wewe buy yourself a product and wewe get what wewe pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn wewe for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! wewe did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time au another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There wewe are wewe little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. wewe know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did wewe just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it wewe two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see wewe again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will onyesha it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is maarufu enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. au your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I upendo grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much zaidi comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, wewe have the choice of killing him au letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if wewe choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted wewe to do this.

Even if wewe kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told wewe to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is mgawanyiko, baidisha personalitied. One dakika he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered au something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far zaidi dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And zaidi capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know alisema this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing wewe can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every siku assurance..

As I alisema before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown kwa his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, kwa nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even zaidi notable when wewe play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much zaidi color and life into it. This certainly makes it zaidi unique than 5.. But honestly, I just upendo the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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