The two sides of James Rolfe

#6: kondoo, mwana-kondoo OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If wewe lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the sekunde versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and sekunde versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered kwa their on youngest child, who became possessed kwa Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have wewe see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once wewe see his face in the 'movie', wewe never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once wewe see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the juu of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And wewe gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) kwa the way. I'm gonna start a bila mpangilio relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All wewe have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a inayopendelewa character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

#1: WHOM THE kengele TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the kengele tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the kengele tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before wewe die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, upendo to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left wewe bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know wewe won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot wewe in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD wewe CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge punda review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded kwa a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little gppony, pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never inaonyesha him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As wewe can tell kwa the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't wewe gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told wewe when wewe were in there, au were wewe so busy playing holier-than-thou wewe started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) wewe GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

#1: ray BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, wewe feel...

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my upendo of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I upendo these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY zaidi in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, wewe know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the colors of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove mitaani, mtaa Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand kwa threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while wewe sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing inayofuata to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, au even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined kwa MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..


#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry chokaa and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, au simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two nyumbani Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..


#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...