The two sides of James Rolfe

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juu ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

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#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP mitaani, mtaa TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah kilima and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT...

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Character Profile, GANGER

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Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns upinde wa mvua Dash into a changeling, and calls her a bitch, kahaba before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

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juu ten characters who die, even though I voted for them to LIVE

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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, kwa a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part two

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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no maoni like wewe would see on many gravestones. It just alisema her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...

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juu ten Pegan Min nukuu

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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did wewe say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) wewe had one fucking job and wewe couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...

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juu 20 Freddy Krueger nukuu

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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall kwa my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...

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juu ten most EVIL villains:

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Some villains wewe either hate them au upendo them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the sekunde and Third Age.

At the end of the sekunde Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed kwa Isildur, after killing his...

Eminem - Rap God

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"Look, I was gonna go easy on wewe not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as wewe say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

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juu 5 most Disturbing songs:

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#1: Eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

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It started with my 3 mwaka old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The inayofuata evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once zaidi kwa his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder, kamkoda in his room, in order...

juu 6 funny radio moments from GTA 4 and 5

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#1:
MAN: Young man? wewe trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else wewe gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, wewe know, but--that's for online--but, what are wewe out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.

#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do wewe not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!

#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 6

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"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do wewe know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? wewe got off the mashua and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....

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Canada24 majibu dumb maswali part 3:

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#1:
Why is canada a salama country?
"Cause the mighty king goose, bata bukini gives us chakula to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..

#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my kobe, kasa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"

#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this mwaka for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"

#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"

#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"

#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"

#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"

#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"

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Canada24 majibu dumb questions:

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How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer maswali such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"

Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in upendo with your dog?
"... wewe need help"...

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juu ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil: PART 2

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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for upendo and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted kwa Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...

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juu ten John Marston nukuu

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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give wewe insight -- I'll onyesha wewe what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 zaidi sekunde your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard aliiba our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

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Most badass voices for shooter games

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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 au 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisheni shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

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juu 20 funny Niko Lines

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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. wewe know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

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THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. wewe 'deserved' something zaidi special.. Don't wewe feel honored, love?
Twilight: wewe MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No zaidi Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE wewe have a family!...