Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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 Jacob and Renesmee's perverved hugging
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Jacob hugging Renesmee is a perverted way
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1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mtu-bweha have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about au have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable au hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see mashabiki feeling left out, singled out au wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's inayopendelewa cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are wewe doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of inayopendelewa books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are wewe destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella swan is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight mashabiki didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking wewe back. wewe left me crying in a forest, and wewe think I'll just come running back to you? wewe wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella swan was kind of 2-Dimensional.
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape au form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in upendo with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this makala because recently I have found myself zaidi constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much zaidi awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give wewe all the evidence wewe will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight shabiki trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally aliiba that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I alisema how much I upendo this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long zamani and I noticed this one swali I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" au something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the zaidi hivi karibuni ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid swali to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just futa this question, because I ilitumwa it a mwaka zamani and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope wewe like it

im a twilight shabiki but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when wewe first read the book wewe have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in upendo with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if wewe concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters wewe will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob zaidi so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased kwa crazed shabiki girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this makala is to explain the point of view of a Twilight shabiki that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Wanyonya damu are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off kwa saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight mashabiki making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. kwa uneducated I mean mashabiki that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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Many people bash maarufu sinema because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept sinema the way they come.

As a one time mwandishi of a book called Elfin Magic (become a shabiki of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers wewe a direct line to the sinema and the mwandishi refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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