I was out hiking in the woods with a few Marafiki of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally mgawanyiko, baidisha up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an saa au so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Marafiki would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Marafiki I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt, upindo that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are wewe lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do wewe mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure wewe can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that wewe like jumping off cliffs. Are wewe suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I upendo the wind in my hair!
Me: If wewe hadn't gotten married, would wewe consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I upendo my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did wewe marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom wewe fell in upendo with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would wewe leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes wewe upendo someone, but then wewe meet someone else and upendo them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: wewe don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me kwa the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are wewe MAD? There's nothing zaidi powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE wewe SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit wewe here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are wewe ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and wewe don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could wewe stand the kubeba droppings all around? And how wewe don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch wewe when wewe sleep?
Pocahontas: wewe watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would wewe ever agree if someone called wewe a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: kwa far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
maoni if wewe want more!! :D
For about an saa au so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Marafiki would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Marafiki I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt, upindo that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are wewe lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do wewe mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure wewe can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that wewe like jumping off cliffs. Are wewe suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I upendo the wind in my hair!
Me: If wewe hadn't gotten married, would wewe consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I upendo my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did wewe marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom wewe fell in upendo with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would wewe leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes wewe upendo someone, but then wewe meet someone else and upendo them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: wewe don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me kwa the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are wewe MAD? There's nothing zaidi powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE wewe SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit wewe here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are wewe ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and wewe don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could wewe stand the kubeba droppings all around? And how wewe don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch wewe when wewe sleep?
Pocahontas: wewe watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would wewe ever agree if someone called wewe a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: kwa far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
maoni if wewe want more!! :D
I watched all of the movies, the sequels, The Little Mermaid series, and the Aladin series yes I'm judgeing them on sequels and series too. I relized that some of them aren't as smart as some people think and some of them are smarter than some people think. Keep in mind this is my opinion I bet alor won't agree with some of this but since when does someone make a orodha of an opinion that every single person agree's with.
9.Aurora okay so we all know she's not the smartest but I think she's still smart. She gives witty looks like in this picture of...
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Well, and what are wewe three dears up to
9.Aurora okay so we all know she's not the smartest but I think she's still smart. She gives witty looks like in this picture of...
John Smith wanted to join! Ain't he pretty? Made by prussiaducky
Well, here's part two of the results from the Most Similar Pairs of Princesses Countdown. These are the pairs thought to generally be relatively similar, and they get zaidi and zaidi similar as the orodha goes on... and ultimately, which pair will get #1? Read this makala to find out!!!
20. Ariel and Snow White
Ariel and Snow White are thought to have a lot of similarities. Both members of this pair are young, bubbly, naive, and fun. However, people also think that Snow White is a lot zaidi contented than Ariel, and several people who voted for this pairing also think that Snow White is calm...
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20. Ariel and Snow White
Ariel and Snow White are thought to have a lot of similarities. Both members of this pair are young, bubbly, naive, and fun. However, people also think that Snow White is a lot zaidi contented than Ariel, and several people who voted for this pairing also think that Snow White is calm...
