I was out hiking in the woods with a few Marafiki of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally mgawanyiko, baidisha up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an saa au so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Marafiki would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Marafiki I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt, upindo that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are wewe lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do wewe mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure wewe can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that wewe like jumping off cliffs. Are wewe suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I upendo the wind in my hair!
Me: If wewe hadn't gotten married, would wewe consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I upendo my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did wewe marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom wewe fell in upendo with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would wewe leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes wewe upendo someone, but then wewe meet someone else and upendo them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: wewe don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me kwa the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are wewe MAD? There's nothing zaidi powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE wewe SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit wewe here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are wewe ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and wewe don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could wewe stand the kubeba droppings all around? And how wewe don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch wewe when wewe sleep?
Pocahontas: wewe watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would wewe ever agree if someone called wewe a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: kwa far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
maoni if wewe want more!! :D
For about an saa au so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Marafiki would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Marafiki I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt, upindo that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are wewe lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do wewe mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure wewe can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that wewe like jumping off cliffs. Are wewe suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I upendo the wind in my hair!
Me: If wewe hadn't gotten married, would wewe consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I upendo my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did wewe marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom wewe fell in upendo with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would wewe leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes wewe upendo someone, but then wewe meet someone else and upendo them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: wewe don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me kwa the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are wewe MAD? There's nothing zaidi powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE wewe SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit wewe here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are wewe ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and wewe don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could wewe stand the kubeba droppings all around? And how wewe don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch wewe when wewe sleep?
Pocahontas: wewe watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would wewe ever agree if someone called wewe a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: kwa far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
maoni if wewe want more!! :D
Disney Should Adapt It
I personally think that Disney should adapt this story, although the majority of ballet companies have tragic endings. Some of them have a happy ending, including the 1994 animated version. The only problem is the music, whether au not to keep traditions with Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
Disney Should Not Adapt It
As mentioned, I had listened to the famous piece from this ballet. Sadly to say, the muziki are dark, dramatic and sinister for a Disney film. Considering that it is a family-friendly environment!
To Be au Not To Be?
So there wewe have it, do wewe think Disney should adapt it au not?
Beauty and the Beast
We first seen her in the Prologue as an old woman, when Prince Adam spurned her. Her true nature is shown and in retaliation, she turned him into a beast and tells him that only true loves can redeem him inside, as well as the outside.
Cinderella (2015)
Upon re-watching this, I just found out that the Fairy Godmother is actually the Enchantress herself. Only this time, when she turns into her true self, she changes her appearance and that she must have been watching Ella the whole time, I suspect that she doesn't want Ella to suspect that her beloved Fairy Godmother might have cursed Prince Adam!
Do wewe Agree?
I was really surprise kwa this theory, considering that it is set in France! au is it just another Disney doppelganger?