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ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
One difference between a guitar, gitaa and a samaki is that wewe can't tuna fish. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
luvneopets ametoa maoni…
That's very funny, lol. miezi 8 iliyopita
melodybryant ametoa maoni…
lul miezi 2 iliyopita
laugh
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
Congress is like krisimasi lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ImAnEasel alisema …
What do wewe find in ancient Greece?

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Ancient chips! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got wewe covered! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
What did the person at the bridge tell the kengele before the kengele went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
melodybryant ametoa maoni…
lol miezi 2 iliyopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve chakula here." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour supu on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
What did one eye say to the other? "Just between wewe and me, something smells." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
meh
FLUFFYMUFFIN alisema …
Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
FLUFFYMUFFIN ametoa maoni…
POTATO!!!!!!!! :D zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ChiliPepperLuv alisema …
What do wewe call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what wewe call him. He's not going to come. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
shawneld alisema …
Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
big smile
PearsAreCute alisema …
I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
big smile
teacupitty43 alisema …
a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
MoonNimbus15612 alisema …
Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MoonNimbus15612 ametoa maoni…
THAT IS PART TWO, READ PART ONE FIRST zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jessy_an ametoa maoni…
lol XD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MoonNimbus15612 alisema …
PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an saa later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
girlygumdrop alisema …
100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
girlygumdrop alisema …
what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
DimiFF alisema …
Mum:What's the first thing wewe learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are wewe going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil wewe are every siku at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
teacupitty43 ametoa maoni…
lol zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
ilurvebooks alisema …
Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
monkey
dotsilvia alisema …
i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Zekrom676 ametoa maoni…
but what do u call the other way around ? zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dotsilvia ametoa maoni…
i got no idea zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dotsilvia ametoa maoni…
on monday my friend tolled me the other way around is a full moon zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Make-me-laugh alisema …
I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Sutelc22 alisema …
what do wewe call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Sutelc22 alisema …
my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 kwa 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
monkey
sayou alisema …
i like jokes whenever iam in a good au a bad mood..!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
kaa81195 alisema …
People who ask "Can I ask wewe a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Buggie31 ametoa maoni…
Bahaha I upendo that! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
imteamedward alisema …
thats ssssooooo funny :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
football444 alisema …
I am the 500th shabiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dizzydiscgirl ametoa maoni…
Cool!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sayou ametoa maoni…
yea,i am the 530 th,lol zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 alisema …
How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 ametoa maoni…
Enough to kill two and a half men! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 ametoa maoni…
lolz zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
xAnberlinx ametoa maoni…
XD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Taylor_Swift_13 alisema …
Ok....so the grandma thinks LOL means lots of upendo so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Mama-Mia ametoa maoni…
DRY! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Taylor_Swift_13 ametoa maoni…
WTF!!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Tweetybirds1 ametoa maoni…
i agree with mama mia srry but thts DRY! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill alisema …
i have a joke for wewe if wewe read my comment
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
DevonBs ametoa maoni…
haha hehe zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Tweetybirds1 ametoa maoni…
good one zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
ohh zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
na i dont sorry zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
maddie1558 alisema …
Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ashlii ametoa maoni…
lolxz. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
maddie1558 alisema …
Fluff
What is pink and fluffy?

pink fluff!

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
maddie1558 alisema …
ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid nyanya said”where are we going?” The daddy nyanya said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy nyanya went over to the kid nyanya and stepped on him and alisema KETCHUP!!!

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 alisema …
somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till wewe get it u will probably laugh ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
montgomeryraina ametoa maoni…
lolz I GOT IT! :D XD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
twilightlover73 ametoa maoni…
LMAO! good one! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dizzydiscgirl ametoa maoni…
LOL!!!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
big smile
Emily_is_COOl alisema …
Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
cookieomnomnom ametoa maoni…
I eat all my makeup 0_0....what ov it?? zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dizzydiscgirl ametoa maoni…
^ wtf lol! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
big smile
twilightlover73 alisema …
Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for nyasi in another place. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
DRY! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 ametoa maoni…
??? zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
twilightlover73 alisema …
There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and alisema "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An tembo coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
wewe are SOOO DRY! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
HONESTLY zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
3mmarose alisema …
the red man was in the kuoga when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down kwa a car.

The moral au this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jbiebgirl100 ametoa maoni…
um zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
3mmarose ametoa maoni…
my litlle sister told me that :L Xxxx zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sonnybill ametoa maoni…
a dirty old farmer wallked into his room and found a kondoo under his arm and said, this is the pig i have to FUCK when ur not up for sex , and the farmers wife said,honey u will find that is a sheep,the farmer said,u will find i was tallking to the kondoo honey ,but geet hear let me lick ur boobs and vagina zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
smile
retrojunkie alisema …
wewe peoples is just silly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
PokemonFan259 alisema …
In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 alisema …
story of my life buttcrack on my kisu but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jbiebgirl100 ametoa maoni…
whaaaa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
lily649 alisema …
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend alisema half of this lmbo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jbiebgirl100 ametoa maoni…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...you got the sauce part...lolol lmafo!!!!!!we have 2 do 3 way today!!!!!lololool chicken wing!!!!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 alisema …
wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jbiebgirl100 ametoa maoni…
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lynnn ametoa maoni…
heheheheh zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
TayTayBieber alisema …
what do wewe call teeth wewe get for a dollar ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 ametoa maoni…
cheap plastic fangs zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
TayTayBieber alisema …
what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 ametoa maoni…
bulls eye zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
smile
TayTayBieber alisema …
Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Hot_n_cold ametoa maoni…
Because it felt crummy? :p zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
TayTayBieber ametoa maoni…
omg how did wewe know that ? zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 ametoa maoni…
hot_n_cold lolz zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
hmmm
peterslover alisema …
why DID the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dreamfields ametoa maoni…
To onyesha the racoon it could be done? zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
peterslover ametoa maoni…
Could be. I've seen too many racoons bite-it on the side of the road :P ~LOL~ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lily649 ametoa maoni…
not funny zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
wolfclan121 ametoa maoni…
i know the rooster crossed the road to save his wife from KFC zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita