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posted by housecuddy4ever
I wrote another Fanfic
I would like to thank Immunity for inspiring me. ^^
Oh there are no nuclear imaging.House broke all of the nuclear imaging.
The song I chose for the end of this episode is pretty random.I doubt it matches the ending.
I gave Chase zaidi screen time
I think some of our inayopendelewa doctors are out of characters.
A small appearance kwa Wilson.
Sorry Wilson <3
Last but not least...
ENJOY IT :D




[open to a PPTH recovery room]
[8 adults,3 elders,4 teens,and 3 children are in the room]
[Recovering patient is on a hospital bed]

Kelsey(the recovering patient):You guys I'm fine!
[Kelsey smiles]
Andrea(Kelsey's sister):Just let us spoil wewe until wewe are healthy again.
Steven(Kelsey's husband):Then wewe can spoil your child again.
[Steven pulls in Rose,their child]
Agatha[The mother]:Yes.It's hard work spoiling a 5year old,3 mwaka old,and an 8 mwaka old!
[Everybody laughs]
Erika[One of Kelsey's nieces]:Aunt Kels,I bought wewe a CD.
[Ericka pulls out a CD]
I hope wewe like it.
[Ericka hands Kelsey the CD]
Kelsey:[laughs]How did wewe know I like them?
Lacey[Erika's twin]:Uh because wewe were putting down mine and Ericka's inayopendelewa bands.Nightwish and Evanescence.So we guessed that wewe liked Within Temptation!
[Ericka,Kelsey,and Lacey laugh]
Agatha:I will never understand wewe young peoples music.What are these 'Within Temptation'?
Andrea:Mom!Don't get Kelsey started au she'll start imba one of their songs!
[Everybody laughs]
Kelsey:[singing]In my darkest hours I could not foresee...
Andrea:[pulls out a kubeba from a plastic bag]Here.Maybe this will shut wewe up...
[Andrea clutches her head]
Sandra[Kelsey's and Andrea's sister]:Dre are wewe alright?
Andrea:Yeah just...I have a bad headache...
[Everybody in the room looks at Andrea]
[Andrea starts to breathe heavily]
Andrea:I'm fine..
[Andrea vomits blood and collapses]
Sandra:Somebody get someone!
[Ericka and Lacey rushes out to get somebody]
[cut to credits]


[open in on the differential room]
[Foreman,Kutner,and Taub are sitting around the table]
[Thirteen comes in with 4 files]
[Thirteen throws 3 on the table]
[Thirteen opens the one in her right armpit]
Thirteen: 34 mwaka old woman,low-grade fever,headache,shortness of breath...
[Thirteen drops the file she is reading]
Thirteen:Dammit!
[Kutner rushes and picks it up]
[Kutner hands Thirteen the file]
[Thirteen takes the file]
Thirteen:[cont.]Uh....and vomiting blood
[Kutner takes his seat]
Thirteen:[cont.]:Dad died of Huntington's.....
Taub:Thirteen are you--
Thirteen:[cont.]:He was 40 years old........
[House comes in]
House:Good morning Ducklings.
[The team looks at him like he's nuts]
Kutner:Ducklings?
[House snatches the file out of Thirteen's hand]
[Thirteen scoffs and takes a kiti, kiti cha near Kutner]
House:Yeah.You 3[points cane at Thirteen,Taub,and Kutner] follow me around like I'm Mother Goose.
Kutner:What about...
House:Foreman?He's nothing to me.
[Foreman rolls his eyes]
Foreman:We have a case.
House:I know.I saw the files.
[House starts to write on the whiteboard]
[Cuddy comes in]
Cuddy:Dr.Hadley,I need to see you.
[Thirteen gets up]
[House stops uandishi and turns around]
House:Whoa,whoa,whoa!Differential.And her name is Thirteen.
Cuddy:I need to speak to wewe Dr.Hadley.
House:Get her name right...
[Thirteen walks out of the office]
Cuddy:House shut up and get back to your patient.
[Cuddy follows Thirteen]
[Thirteen and Cuddy walk together]
Thirteen:What is this about Dr.Cuddy?
Cuddy:I found this[pulls out a piece of paper]
[Thirteen and Cuddy stop walking]
[Thirteen grabs the piece of paper]
Thirteen:Where did wewe find this?
Cuddy:On the floor of Pathology.
[House,Kutner,and Taub are walking toward them]
[Thirteen looks down]
Cuddy:I'm sorry Dr.Hadley wewe have Huntington's.
Thirteen:When symptoms start I'm resigning Dr.Cuddy.
[House,Kutner,and Taub are 10 feet away from them]
[Cuddy nods and walks away]
[Thirteen shoves the PCR results in her lab kanzu, koti pocket]
[House,Kutner,and Taub stop in front of Thirteen]
[Thirteen looks confused]
Thirteen:What...
House:Differential.
[The Ducklings look at each other]
House:Start the differential...3...2....
Taub:She could...
House:Wait until the countdown is over.1...and GO!
[The Ducklings look at House like he is crazy]
Taub:[cont.]have an autoimmune.Like...
House:Don't say the 'L' word.
Taub:[cont.]Lupus.
House:I said...
Thirteen:We are doing the differential.Like wewe said.Let us throw our ideas around then wewe can make maoni about them.
[House looks at Thirteen's face]
House:Your crying.
Thirteen:I am not.
House:Office now.
Thirteen:I'm not your damn dog.
[Thirteen walks toward the patient's room]
[Kutner and Taub look at each other]
[Kutner and Taub follow Thirteen]
House:Interesting..
[Kutner and Taub enter Andrea's room]
[Thirteen is checking on her fever]
Andrea:I feel fine.Can I go home?
Taub:We need..
Thirteen:Your fever is residing.You can go home.
Taub:Thirteen can we talk?Kutner can wewe go and get Mother Goose.
[Kutner nods and leaves]
[Thirteen walks out of the room]
Taub:What is wrong with you?
Thirteen:She's fine.She can go home.
Taub:We need to run tests...
Thirteen:Then run your tests.I'm going home.
[Thirteen walks off]
[Taub stands there confused and goes into Andrea's room]
[cut to commercial]


[Thirteen is walking in the main floor lobby and heading out the door]
House:HEY!
[Thirteen stops and turns around]
House:[yelling]Where the hell are wewe going?
Thirteen:I'm going home.
House:Last time I checked your shift isn't over and wewe have a patient!
Thirteen:Taub and Kutner can handle one patient.I'm going home.
[Thirteen turns back around and heads out the doors of PPTH]
House:Go out those doors and your fired.
[Thirteen stops dead in her tracks]
[Thirteen hesitates and heads out of the doors]
[House heads toward Cuddy's office]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Yeah.Maybe we can do...
[House barges in]
Cuddy:[on the phone cont.]dinner.Gotta go.
[Cuddy hangs up the phone]
Cuddy:What do wewe want House?
[House takes a kiti, kiti cha in front of Cuddy's desk]
House:Who are wewe having chajio, chakula cha jioni with?
Cuddy:None of your business.Do wewe have a reason of being here other than to bug me?
House:No other reason.Wilson?
Cuddy:No.I'm busy I have to give accounting these...
[phone rings]
[Cuddy answers]
[House plays with staples on Cuddy's desk]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Dr.Cuddy.[slaps House's hand]
[House smirks]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Right away.[hangs up]
[Cuddy gets up]
[House also gets up]
Cuddy:Your patient is being rushed to surgery.
House:Why?
Cuddy:She has internal hemorrhaging
[cut to the au room that Andrea is in]
Chase:She has a lot of bleeding.Out of no where?
Kutner:Yeah.Where is she bleeding from?
[Chase digs around Andrea's abdominal cavity]
Chase:I can't find the bleeder
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Nurse:She's in V-tach!
Chase:Get the paddles!
[House and Cuddy are in the room above the OR]
[Kutner hands Chase the paddles]
Chase:CLEAR!
[Chase shocks Andrea]
Kutner:Nothing.
Chase:Charge to 360!
[Kutner charges the defibrillators]
Kutner:Charged!
Chase:CLEAR!
[Chase shocks Andrea again]
Kutner:Still nothing...
[cut to the room above the OR]
[House and Cuddy are watching Chase shock Andrea]
[Taub comes in]
[House and Cuddy turn around]
Cuddy:What do the test results say?
Taub:She...
[House snatches the test results from Taub]
[Cuddy scoffs]
[Taub leaves]
House:Oh,crap.
Cuddy:What?
House:See for yourself
[House hands Cuddy the test results]
[House limps toward the intercom]
Cuddy:Oh god.She has 1 kidney left.
[cut to the OR]
Chase:CLEAR!
Kutner:Got a pulse.It's rapid.
Chase:How long has it been?
Nurse:6 minutes.
Chase:She probably has brain damage.
House(over the intercom):One of her kidneys exploded.
Kutner:What?That's not even possible.
House(over the intercom):Everything is possible in this hospital.Chase get your girlfriend,and met me and my new posse in the differential room.
Chase:Wh..
[House is gone]
[Cuddy presses the intercom button]
Cuddy(over the intercom):House probably has a good reason.
Chase:Fine.
[Chase leaves the OR]
Cuddy(over the intercom):Dr.Kutner I need to speak with you.Nurse please wheel Ms.Harris out of the OR.
Nurse:Right away Dr.Cuddy.
[Nurse wheels Andrea out of the OR]
[cut to commercial]


[cut to differential room]
[Cameron,Chase,Taub,Kutner,Cuddy,and House are there]
[White board reads:Fever,S.O.B.,Headache,Vomiting Blood,Hemorrhaging,Cardiac Arrest,Kidney Exploding]
[Cameron is kusoma a file]
[House has the marker in his hand and is shaking it]
House:Nothing could cause this.
Chase:Could be 2 illnesses.
House:Yeah.And it could be Lupus.
[Chase scoffs]
Kutner:Where is Thirteen?
House:She got fired.
Cuddy:You fired...
House:Patient!Kidney exploding...
[House pops 6 vicodin]
[Foreman enters the room]
Cuddy:How is she?
Foreman:I just started her on dialysis.
House:Damn.
[House adds Renal Failure]
Cameron:Could be TTP.
Kutner:She would be having seizures and jaundice.
Chase:Who knows,maybe her liver is next.
Taub:Anthrax.It explains all of her symptoms.
Cameron:Doesn't explain the cardiac arrest.
Chase:Cardiac arrest is explained kwa DIC.Plus she would have to have skin necrosis.
[House grabs the whiteboard eraser and erases Cardiac Arrest]
Cuddy:Could be Bolivian hemorrhagic fever.
House:She hasn't traveled out of the country.
Cuddy:I thought everybody lies?
House:Want me to go and ask her?She's in a coma so it would be hard to ask her.
[Cuddy rolls her eyes]
Foreman:STS.
Cameron:Staphylococcal toxic shock syndrome?Doesn't explain the shortness of breath...
Chase:Or the vomiting blood.
[House adds coma to the orodha of symptoms]
House:Nothing explains everything.
[House erases everything on the white board]
Cuddy:What are wewe doing?
House:[shaking the marking between his fingers]The juu 3 deadly symptoms.Which symptoms are zaidi important...
Cameron:They are all...
House:Yeah,yeah,yeah.The ones that would lead to the deadly disease that is killing her.
Cuddy:Renal Failure
[House writes down Renal Failure]
Chase:Fever
[House adds Fever]
House:Come on,come on!
Foreman:Bloody Vomit
[House adds Vomiting Blood]
House:2 zaidi laps until the finish line...
Cameron:Remove fever.
House:Reason?
Cameron:Fever can be caused kwa anything.Bloody vomit,and Renal Failure aren't cause kwa everything.
[House removes Fever]
[Thirteen enters the room]
House:You..
Cuddy:Are back on House's team.
[Cuddy looks at House]
Thirteen:She has a low platelet count.
[House adds low platelet count]
House:Any ideas?
[Wilson enters the room]
[Wilson stops and reads the whiteboard]
Wilson:Hepatorenal tyrosinemia.
Cameron:It explains everything.Fever,Low Platelet Count,the Hemorrhaging,Bloody Vomit..
House:But not the...
Thirteen:Nothing explains everything.Probably dehydration AND Tyrosinemia .I'll start her treatment.
[Thirteen leaves]
[Everybody but Cuddy and Wilson leave]
Wilson:You solved another puzzle House.
[House looks at Cuddy]
[Cuddy is looking at Wilson]
House:It is Wilson.
Cuddy:[embarrassed]It's somebody from acc...
House:What another [air quotes]date[stops air quoting]
[Wilson looks confused]
Cuddy:You're an ass.
[Cuddy leaves]
[House stares at Cuddy's punda as she leaves]
[House looks at Wilson]
House:I'll explain it to you.
Wilson:No thanks.
House:You want her don't you?
Wilson:Yes.I want her.
House:Seriously?
Wilson:Uh..No.
House:But wewe want to get into her pants.
Wilson:So do you.
House:Seriously,who doesn't?
[Wilson smiles]
[cut to Andrea's room]
Andrea:I have what?
Thirteen:Hepatorenal tyrosinemia.It's hereditary.Symptoms usually start around childhood.Your mother probably knew.
Andrea:I can't believe she didn't tell me.How rare is it?
Thirteen:It happens 1 in 100,000 births.And I'm starting wewe on I.V. fluids for your dehydration.
Andrea:Thanks Dr.Hadley.
Thirteen:No problem.You'll probably get discharged in a few days.
[Thirteen leaves Andrea's room]
[Kutner is waiting for Thirteen]
Kutner:I can't believe she has an awesome rare disease.
Thirteen:It's not awesome it horrible.
Kutner:Why were wewe crying earlier?
Thirteen:I'm....
[1 2 3 4 kwa Feist starts]
Thirteen:[cont.]positive for Huntington's.
[Kutner is shocked]
[cut to a Princeton road]
[House's motorcycle zooms by]
[cut to a restaurant]
[Cuddy and somebody else is there]
[Music volume goes down]
Cuddy:I'm so glad wewe made it mom.
Cuddy's Mom:I'm so glad I am here too Lisa...
[cut to Taub's home]
Taub's Wife:I'm leaving wewe Chris.
Taub:Why?....
[Music volume goes back up]
[cut to another restaurant]
[Foreman,Chase,and Cameron are there]
[They are eating,and chatting,and laughing]
[cut to Wilson's office]
[Wilson stares at a picture of him and Amber]
[Wilson takes a sip of his coffee]
[music fades]
[end of episode]
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1. wewe can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good siku to tell someone wewe upendo them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. wewe can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches wewe if wewe wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up kwa a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...
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House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a toast Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...
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Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. sekunde later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was Lost and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do wewe want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if wewe need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...
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It was midnight when wewe decided to stood up from your bed. You’ve been toss and turning for about an saa now and sleep hasn’t been part of the plan of your neurons in your brain. wewe walked down the hall only to find peace just kwa looking at a door at the end of the lonely pavement, a feeling you’ve been trying to find for several days now. wewe limped towards the doorknob, making sure not to disturb anyone near you. wewe stopped, knowing the woman behind the door might not want and need you. It took wewe a couple of dakika before wewe set yourself that this will be the night that will...
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It was a mess in all the rooms of House and Cuddy’s nyumbani they bought a mwaka after they got together. One couldn’t tell which room is which since things were in a certain room which is not supposed to be there. The three mwaka old Rachel was crying so loud while she was being carried kwa Cuddy who was looking tired, upset and angry. Her hair was a disaster as they head for the baby’s room.
Cuddy: <looking pissed off at Rachel> Stop crying! <The cry of the baby continues and Cuddy looked at the baby then she placed it down heavily on the basinet but making sure she didn’t hurt it,...
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i dont know about wewe guys, but to me it seems like someone leaves every season.

season 1: Vogler
season2: Stacey
season 3: Tritter
season 4: Amber

well, it seems to me that this season, the target may be....

RACHEL

well, its the only logical choice. no one elsse came this season. i mean, rachel is just plain amazing, but i think she may leave ='[

the reason she may leave, i dont know, but this was the only thinking i did all day, and im kinda proud of myself....

place your maoni below:
To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over kwa a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over kwa a reindeer
limpin' nyumbani from Cuddy's house krisimasi eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him krisimasi mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over kwa a reindeer,
limpin' nyumbani from Cuddy's house Christmas...
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The episode begins with a view shot of the supposedly-Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, a faint, annoying sound in the playing in the background. And as sekunde go by, we finally realize that the buzzing, strumming, au perhaps ticking noise was intended to initiate suspense. As if the spoilers swimming around the internet hasn't caused that already. Back to the episode: We see bila mpangilio shots of clinic patients and staff in slow motion, and if wewe have already watched the episode like I have, you'd notice that the only actual faces we're actually seeing are the people who will be taken...
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