Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.

1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that wewe know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death nyota on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill wewe for that one.

I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did wewe finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. alisema with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."

The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will onyesha the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, au why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks alisema it was stupid.

(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is wewe name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and wewe better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank wewe for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and wewe are dead," "that's right prince John of the Wanyonya damu i think i know you."



To be continued.... and wewe got to lessen to this link really.

Seeing GIR reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:

"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" alisema Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- au did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from siku one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!

But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.

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it was as early as it can get so i woke up packed up and went torward zims house with my s.i.r in a cat duisgise but then i bumped into zim zim brought a backpak too and his s.i.r in a dog costume i just said"well this is awkward"
then zim replied"yep...so are wewe ready to go camping?"he alisema i nodded and there we went.me and zim chatted about our lives while walking to the camp site a little far from the city i said"almost there we just need to hike up this hill" so zim followed.then at the juu there was a beautiful site me and zim just gazed there then we continued i saw the perfect place to set camp then i said"this looks like a good spot to camp" so there zim helped me make a tent and i helped him make a tent.
TBC

so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named GIR watching a onyesha called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and alisema 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no GIR this a friend'then GIR said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...