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applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his sekunde highest ranked gppony, pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan pony23: Lets. *gets in car*

So the Manehattan mob drove onto a bridge when Dan noticed something.

Dan: We heading for Fillydelphia?
Manehattan pony23: Maybe
2nd pony: Turn around
Manehattan pony23: *goes on other side of highway*
2nd: Excellent work *laughs*
Dan: *laughs*

20 dakika after accidentally heading into Fillydelphia, the three ponies arrived at a italian place called La Savita.

Manehattan pony23: So if were to set up a truce with you're mafia, we gotta trust you.
2nd pony: We don't wanna be screwed over.
Dan: And wewe won't.
Manehattan pony23: It's sad your the only one from your family here.
Dan: I work hard for my family. Whenever upinde wa mvua Dash tells me to do something, I get it done.
2nd pony: That's how everypony should be, taking orders from their bosses.
waiter: Three spaghetti's with meatballs.
Manehattan pony23: Thanks. wewe got our drinks?
waiter: Yes, two apple ciders, and a Colta cola.
Dan: Thanks.
Manehattan pony23: Why didn't wewe get any booze?
Dan: Didn't feel like it.
2nd pony: *eats spaghetti* La Savita's chakula is one of the best in Equestria. Maybe the greatest of all time.
Dan: I hear you. I've been here many times.
Manehattan pony23: Then wewe already know how good it is.
Dan: I have to use the bathroom. Is that ok?
2nd pony: Well when wewe gotta go, wewe gotta go.
Manehattan pony23: tafuta him.
2nd pony: Don't have to, he's clean.
Dan: *walks into bathroom*

While Dan went looking for the gun, the other two ponies were eating their dinner.

Dan: Got it *flushes toilet*
Manehattan pony23: You're back, good. Now where were we?
2nd pony: We were discussing our truce. We won't attack wewe anymore, and we'll assist wewe with whoever you're against.

La Savita is kwa train tracks, and when a train passed that's when Dan did it.

Dan: *kills Manehattan pony23*
2nd pony: O_O
Dan: *shoots 2nd pony's head twice*
Mr. Savita: What is this?
Dan: *leaves restaurant*

After killing a couple of Manehattan's juu ponies, Dan had to skip town, and deal with things in Vanhoover. During that Pinkie Pie returned.

Pinkie Pie: upinde wa mvua Dash, I found out what Nickel Lesscage does to make zaidi money.
upinde wa mvua Dash: About time. We were trying to kill him, but we weren't able to.
Pinkie Pie: He makes a lot of it at the docks, smuggling in illegal cider.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks for telling me.
Pinkie Pie: No problem Dashie. I'm gonna leave now since you're busy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ok, but could wewe do something for me first?

What shall Pinkie Pie be doing for her boss?

inayofuata part will be ilitumwa tomorrow.
 Since these two ponies died here is what they looked like.
Since these two ponies died here is what they looked like.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, wewe know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that wewe quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never alisema anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess wewe should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: wewe should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. wewe could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for wewe to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three dakika later. “Wow, how did wewe manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, upinde wa mvua Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: wewe must of been counting your blessings Chimney. wewe made bail.


Patrol board member: Do wewe believe, in your best judgment, that wewe have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like wewe can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, wewe let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out wewe two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, wewe have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. wewe could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice siku in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: wewe sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are wewe girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause wewe only been here a week, and wewe keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good siku at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* wewe know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, kwa looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask wewe a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that wewe wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a shabiki of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, au something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello wewe two, what can I help wewe with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, wewe decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after upinde wa mvua Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do wewe know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want wewe to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go kwa the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha