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applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his sekunde highest ranked gppony, pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan pony23: Lets. *gets in car*

So the Manehattan mob drove onto a bridge when Dan noticed something.

Dan: We heading for Fillydelphia?
Manehattan pony23: Maybe
2nd pony: Turn around
Manehattan pony23: *goes on other side of highway*
2nd: Excellent work *laughs*
Dan: *laughs*

20 dakika after accidentally heading into Fillydelphia, the three ponies arrived at a italian place called La Savita.

Manehattan pony23: So if were to set up a truce with you're mafia, we gotta trust you.
2nd pony: We don't wanna be screwed over.
Dan: And wewe won't.
Manehattan pony23: It's sad your the only one from your family here.
Dan: I work hard for my family. Whenever upinde wa mvua Dash tells me to do something, I get it done.
2nd pony: That's how everypony should be, taking orders from their bosses.
waiter: Three spaghetti's with meatballs.
Manehattan pony23: Thanks. wewe got our drinks?
waiter: Yes, two apple ciders, and a Colta cola.
Dan: Thanks.
Manehattan pony23: Why didn't wewe get any booze?
Dan: Didn't feel like it.
2nd pony: *eats spaghetti* La Savita's chakula is one of the best in Equestria. Maybe the greatest of all time.
Dan: I hear you. I've been here many times.
Manehattan pony23: Then wewe already know how good it is.
Dan: I have to use the bathroom. Is that ok?
2nd pony: Well when wewe gotta go, wewe gotta go.
Manehattan pony23: tafuta him.
2nd pony: Don't have to, he's clean.
Dan: *walks into bathroom*

While Dan went looking for the gun, the other two ponies were eating their dinner.

Dan: Got it *flushes toilet*
Manehattan pony23: You're back, good. Now where were we?
2nd pony: We were discussing our truce. We won't attack wewe anymore, and we'll assist wewe with whoever you're against.

La Savita is kwa train tracks, and when a train passed that's when Dan did it.

Dan: *kills Manehattan pony23*
2nd pony: O_O
Dan: *shoots 2nd pony's head twice*
Mr. Savita: What is this?
Dan: *leaves restaurant*

After killing a couple of Manehattan's juu ponies, Dan had to skip town, and deal with things in Vanhoover. During that Pinkie Pie returned.

Pinkie Pie: upinde wa mvua Dash, I found out what Nickel Lesscage does to make zaidi money.
upinde wa mvua Dash: About time. We were trying to kill him, but we weren't able to.
Pinkie Pie: He makes a lot of it at the docks, smuggling in illegal cider.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks for telling me.
Pinkie Pie: No problem Dashie. I'm gonna leave now since you're busy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ok, but could wewe do something for me first?

What shall Pinkie Pie be doing for her boss?

inayofuata part will be ilitumwa tomorrow.
 Since these two ponies died here is what they looked like.
Since these two ponies died here is what they looked like.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of wewe don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane wewe do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, au else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if wewe see an auto duka anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See wewe later.
Don Castalini: wewe didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least wewe got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: wewe still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, au do wewe wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* wewe know where to sign in?
Larry: kwa the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time zamani when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one gppony, pony that survived and was aliyopewa a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed kwa child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up wewe don't even work, wewe feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a kitanda inayofuata to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As wewe know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and aliiba $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help wewe take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: wewe mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up kwa tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can wewe get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. wewe have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining alisema I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned kwa Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, wewe alisema that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, wewe four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Marafiki when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the gppony, pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the kuoga while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope wewe like the sports car I gave wewe thirteen years zamani as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give wewe something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, wewe will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked kwa airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do wewe two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are upinde wa mvua Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each mwaka wewe wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that foramu story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do wewe think wewe could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope wewe all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The onyesha was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The onyesha will be available to buy on blu ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, wewe invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't onyesha up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are wewe studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] wewe planning on being a professor au something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and lemon, limau Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th siku of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a kanzu, koti hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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