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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
inayofuata morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell wewe a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how wewe could take somepony from one place to another. My mother alisema when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here wewe are wewe too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, wewe are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are wewe anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know wewe could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
bila mpangilio pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't wewe say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.

And so, Con called an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.

When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.

Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling zaidi coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is zaidi like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the gppony, pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: hujambo you. Are wewe Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do wewe want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What wewe just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please moto me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't moto you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and alisema it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity alisema finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the inayofuata to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought wewe two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have wewe two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Marafiki back to life.
Applejack: Will wewe get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of wewe sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad wewe have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know wewe just returned, but I need wewe to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I onyesha you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want wewe to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a gppony, pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented zaidi ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years au so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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Source: RIghtful Owners
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Equestria Daily
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Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...
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added by Blue_Vanilla
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