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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
inayofuata morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell wewe a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how wewe could take somepony from one place to another. My mother alisema when I was old enough, I could be a taxi driver too. Now I got my wish, and I'm driving my own taxi. I've had this taxi for a very long time, and it never broke down on me. *stops at airport* Here wewe are wewe too.
Con: *Leaves taxi*
Moneybit: *gets in Con's way* Mane, wewe are not going anywhere without me.
Con: Try me.
Moneybit: I have to take wewe back to Canterlot.
Con: Who are wewe anyway? *Performing spell on Moneybit*
Moneybit: *Running away*
Con: Get back here!
Moneybit: *Steals motorcycle*
Con: Fuck! *Sees biker* Get off the bike! *Pushes biker off motorcycle, and steals it*
Moneybit: *Riding fast*
Con: *Catching up*
Moneybit: *Goes right*
Con: *Drifts right* Whoa. I didn't know wewe could drift on a motorcycle.
Moneybit: *Rides on ramp*
Con: *Goes to ramp*
Moneybit: *Jumps on four story parking garage*
Con: *Jumps on parking garage*
Moneybit: *Goes down*
Con: *Goes down*
Moneybit: *Turns left*
Con: *Turns left*
bila mpangilio pony: *Backs up delivery van*
Moneybit: *hits delivery van*
Con: *stops bike* Okay. Who are you?
Moneybit: *Laying on ground* Con. It's me. Moneybit.
Con: *Sighs* Why didn't wewe say so? Is any part of your body broken?
Moneybit: I think so.

And so, Con called an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa for Moneybit, and got the groceries for Lola.

When he returned to his apartment, he was in for a surprise.

Con: *Enters hotel room* Lola? *Puts down groceries on floor, and looks around room*
David: Ah!! *Attacks Con*
Con: *Falls on floor*
David: *Kicks Con*
Con: *Smashes vase in David's face*
David: AHH! *Goes backwards*
Con: *grabs chains*
David: *Clears off his face*
Con: *Chokes David with chains*
David: *Choking, and kneels down on floor*
Con: *Breaks David's neck*
David: *Dies*

2 B continued
Sean arrived at the airbase with upinde wa mvua Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did wewe get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* wewe have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers,...
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Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in upinde wa mvua Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
Rainbow Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps wewe might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks...
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posted by Canada24
#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: wewe can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how wewe songesha up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life uigizaji like a high horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while kusoma a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The gppony, pony he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run kwa a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: wewe pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at kwa a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop wewe from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his moto pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can wewe fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can wewe get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train inayofuata to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another gppony, pony are in there with a German officer*
German gppony, pony 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his moto gppony, pony to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, wewe had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted kwa two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four dakika later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German gppony, pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to cancel a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The siku Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hujambo yourself. How are wewe feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case cracker, mkate mkavu was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault bunduki and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. wewe have to get to L.A, and onyesha everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: wewe know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I upendo wewe all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He alisema he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't wewe think wewe had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell wewe how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are wewe a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* wewe okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped kwa the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded kwa other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did wewe hear in the office when wewe tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but wewe changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, wewe caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, wewe know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time wewe even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got wewe that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? wewe seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the gppony, pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to tarehe her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Marafiki with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* wewe tell her what wewe think is right....
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