My Little Poney Article: The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*
Twilight - I... did something wrong?
Dan - What was that...

10 Hours Later

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TV
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Mare - We are at the kiti cha enzi room looking what is happening, there is 5000 dead ponies... huh... ok... HOT! Princess Celestia Declarated War With GEA For they wrong move!

Dan - ... How She want...

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GEA Main Hall
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Dan - WE ALL WILL FIGHT TO VICTORY NO MATTER WHAT!!! NOBODY WILL BLAME US FOR SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL DO!!! WE WILL SMASH CANTERLOT ARMY AND onyesha TRUE POTENTIAL OF GEA!!!

Soldiers - ALL HAILL GEA! ALL HAILL GEA!

Dan - now... Officer Shadow...
Shadow - Thank you... From now on wewe are under the Spectrum Training Program and wewe need to follow rules of Black & White Theory...
1 - The attacks must be directed into one army
2 - The winning of Battle must be-

Twilight - pst... hujambo Dan...
Dan - hm?
Twilight - why we doing it... noone need to die...
Dan - Im sorry... its personal...

5 Hours later

???, GEA Facility
Dan - good to meet you...
??? - ... talk...
Dan - I want to *give money* cooperate with GlobeX ...
??? - ...
Dan - wewe little quiet uh... how about... wewe getting half of kiti cha enzi from win?
??? - ... continue
Dan - I will destroy Celestia... no matter what...
??? - why wewe need my help...
Dan - Celestia is allied with Futuristic Army and how we know... FA know some tricks when Enemy dont have Allies... wewe are strong Military Group... Terrorists... But Military...
??? - Im in...
Dan - good... now... mrs. Cadence...
Cadence - ...
Dan - wewe have informations I need... 1. What do wewe know about Underground, rising Solar Empire....
Cadence - ...
Dan - And what about FA allied with Lunar Empire...
Cadance - ...
Dan - wewe wont tell... *punsh meza, jedwali breaking it* how about Allied Anti Equestria Emire... A.A.E.E...
Cadance - I... wont tell wewe ANYTHING!
Dan - Im asking... what is about A.A.E.E... What they want acomplished... who is included in it...
Cadance - ... m-me... Lunar Empire... C-Crystal Empire... FA... Changelings Empire.. And Griffons Uniated Military... GUM...
Dan - What they want accomplished...
Cadance - ... They want to put down Solar Empire and Destroy Equestria For Ever... Secretly They want to Take down Black & White
Theory....
Dan - they want to put down 1000 years old Theory of Military moves around Equestria... genius... I will need to be Allied with someone and Globex...
??? - how about Equestria Uniated... EU is very helpfull... if wewe tell them what A.A.E.E. want to do they will jiunge you...
Dan - yeah and Equestria Rebeliant... ER is helpfull too...
??? - all about wewe now... call me when needed *teleport*
Dan - ... hmmm...

The Insanity is starting...

Before Battle
Under Canterlot

Dan - ALL HAILL GEA!

Soldier - HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

The fight was bloddy.. GEA losed...

GEA losed many fights... finally, after 5 years of fighting they surrend... but not to fall back for ever... that was a trick...

GEA just changed Into Vexolian Empire... VE Created kwa Dan and Shadow start Stealing Small peaces of Ground From FA and Solar Empire... Finally... The time has come for finall Strike.. Operation Breakdown... the one that was created kwa Sword Strike the sekunde and completted kwa Shadow Blade, and Made under Black & White Theory kwa Dan. Ultimate Plan Of Dominating Whole Equestria.

War didnt start when GEA attacked...
War Started When VE attacked...
All Will Haill To Vexolian Empire...

-INFO-
pls read

1. Im coming back to my uandishi condition (my arms are hurting as hell)
2. Please tell what wewe liked and what wewe DIDNT liked in this fanfic I will try to better.
3. GUYS, WANNA ROLEPLAY ABOUT IT?
its really good stuff for Roleplay, many Clans etc and stuff
4. Im Not Back ALL MY BODY yet (YET)
5. I will post on ukuta when inayofuata ep. will be ready

As always thank wewe for Reading

-Dan

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SomeoneButNoone Oh and guys, I wil do little encyclopedia today later on toomorow cuz it gonna be.. complicated

Seanthehedgehog It was fun to read.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing kwa front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are wewe da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No zaidi than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title screen! Yay! :D

A not so long time zamani in a world ruled kwa ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed zaidi money to finish building this death defying space station.

To make zaidi money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have wewe worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do wewe think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything wewe dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, au just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A gppony, pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* wewe know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering zaidi speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

DM&IR Yellowstone

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering wewe my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but wewe know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...

Swimming Pool

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

Crystal Kiss

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where bila mpangilio ponies ask for bila mpangilio items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...

Roar PMV

added by karinabrony

video

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: wewe know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time wewe should have the saladi with me mum.
Emily: saladi sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak, mnofu sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)

The inayofuata day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hujambo Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a kiti, kiti cha in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift wewe have aliyopewa me, and I want to thank...

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The last solstice - Chapter 37: Fair trade

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade

The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...

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The last solstice - Chapter 36: Flashpoint

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint

Two days... It was zaidi than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...

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Equestria: Dark Tmes Intro

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link

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My Little gppony, pony

added by karinabrony

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Magic of Friendship: Part 9---Just Workin'

posted by alinah_09

a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the sekunde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a kiti, kiti cha in one of those chairs inayofuata to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the space to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...

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Equestria: Dark Times (Part 1)

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a fanfiction taking place a mwaka after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice siku in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna upendo these dresses! she thought....