My Little Poney Article: The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*
Twilight - I... did something wrong?
Dan - What was that...

10 Hours Later

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TV
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Mare - We are at the kiti cha enzi room looking what is happening, there is 5000 dead ponies... huh... ok... HOT! Princess Celestia Declarated War With GEA For they wrong move!

Dan - ... How She want...

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GEA Main Hall
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Dan - WE ALL WILL FIGHT TO VICTORY NO MATTER WHAT!!! NOBODY WILL BLAME US FOR SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL DO!!! WE WILL SMASH CANTERLOT ARMY AND onyesha TRUE POTENTIAL OF GEA!!!

Soldiers - ALL HAILL GEA! ALL HAILL GEA!

Dan - now... Officer Shadow...
Shadow - Thank you... From now on wewe are under the Spectrum Training Program and wewe need to follow rules of Black & White Theory...
1 - The attacks must be directed into one army
2 - The winning of Battle must be-

Twilight - pst... hujambo Dan...
Dan - hm?
Twilight - why we doing it... noone need to die...
Dan - Im sorry... its personal...

5 Hours later

???, GEA Facility
Dan - good to meet you...
??? - ... talk...
Dan - I want to *give money* cooperate with GlobeX ...
??? - ...
Dan - wewe little quiet uh... how about... wewe getting half of kiti cha enzi from win?
??? - ... continue
Dan - I will destroy Celestia... no matter what...
??? - why wewe need my help...
Dan - Celestia is allied with Futuristic Army and how we know... FA know some tricks when Enemy dont have Allies... wewe are strong Military Group... Terrorists... But Military...
??? - Im in...
Dan - good... now... mrs. Cadence...
Cadence - ...
Dan - wewe have informations I need... 1. What do wewe know about Underground, rising Solar Empire....
Cadence - ...
Dan - And what about FA allied with Lunar Empire...
Cadance - ...
Dan - wewe wont tell... *punsh meza, jedwali breaking it* how about Allied Anti Equestria Emire... A.A.E.E...
Cadance - I... wont tell wewe ANYTHING!
Dan - Im asking... what is about A.A.E.E... What they want acomplished... who is included in it...
Cadance - ... m-me... Lunar Empire... C-Crystal Empire... FA... Changelings Empire.. And Griffons Uniated Military... GUM...
Dan - What they want accomplished...
Cadance - ... They want to put down Solar Empire and Destroy Equestria For Ever... Secretly They want to Take down Black & White
Theory....
Dan - they want to put down 1000 years old Theory of Military moves around Equestria... genius... I will need to be Allied with someone and Globex...
??? - how about Equestria Uniated... EU is very helpfull... if wewe tell them what A.A.E.E. want to do they will jiunge you...
Dan - yeah and Equestria Rebeliant... ER is helpfull too...
??? - all about wewe now... call me when needed *teleport*
Dan - ... hmmm...

The Insanity is starting...

Before Battle
Under Canterlot

Dan - ALL HAILL GEA!

Soldier - HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

The fight was bloddy.. GEA losed...

GEA losed many fights... finally, after 5 years of fighting they surrend... but not to fall back for ever... that was a trick...

GEA just changed Into Vexolian Empire... VE Created kwa Dan and Shadow start Stealing Small peaces of Ground From FA and Solar Empire... Finally... The time has come for finall Strike.. Operation Breakdown... the one that was created kwa Sword Strike the sekunde and completted kwa Shadow Blade, and Made under Black & White Theory kwa Dan. Ultimate Plan Of Dominating Whole Equestria.

War didnt start when GEA attacked...
War Started When VE attacked...
All Will Haill To Vexolian Empire...

-INFO-
pls read

1. Im coming back to my uandishi condition (my arms are hurting as hell)
2. Please tell what wewe liked and what wewe DIDNT liked in this fanfic I will try to better.
3. GUYS, WANNA ROLEPLAY ABOUT IT?
its really good stuff for Roleplay, many Clans etc and stuff
4. Im Not Back ALL MY BODY yet (YET)
5. I will post on ukuta when inayofuata ep. will be ready

As always thank wewe for Reading

-Dan

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SomeoneButNoone Oh and guys, I wil do little encyclopedia today later on toomorow cuz it gonna be.. complicated

Seanthehedgehog It was fun to read.

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A gppony, pony named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. wewe have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see wewe now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do wewe know about a gppony, pony named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I told wewe Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are wewe looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...

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Dirty Harry Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did wewe call for the ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: wewe can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town au the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised kwa some gppony, pony who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The gppony, pony reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream au reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another gppony, pony after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an saa later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would wewe like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise wewe this time. Only chili today.
Dou: wewe got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need wewe to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. au at least, everyone should be nice to...

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Autobiography chapter 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 3
New fan

By October 2012, I joined the fandom. It was wonderful with the music, and the fanfics (Though a few call it Fimfics I think) and I had to find a way to be a part of the group. I did. I had the great idea of combining Sonic The Hedgehog with My Little gppony, pony in a fanfic called Hedgehog In Ponyville. The main character was the one I created, and he accidentally ended up in Equestria while trying to avoid Dr. Robotnik, the main villian of the story. The first two parts were ametoa maoni on kwa a user named Epicskyrim54. He liked it, but I don't think he got a chance to read the rest...

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Autobiography chapter 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little gppony, pony when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Marafiki (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Marafiki were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...

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CHAPTER 6

posted by Canada24

"Having re read keki currently.. I still found it as serprisingly inspiring as I use too.. Particalary kwa the writer. Honestly one of the most inspirating writers I've seen for these types of stories.. His descriptions.. Simply amazing. In fact. In this chapter, I'm trying use the same type of moods au whatever.."

CHAPTER 6:

When Twilight finally gained consciousness she found herself in a unnervingly dark room.

"Goodie, your awake" alisema a sudden, fairly deep voice. Witch sounded almost familiar to the young mare.

At that point, Twilight a shadowy figure within the dark, staring back her with...

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! wewe let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the awali attack, au were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that kombora, yamuua to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see wewe again
Con: Fenix, wewe can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least wewe have one.
Fenix: So what do wewe want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get wewe there

6 dakika later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what wewe want to do is cut the rope right when wewe hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss wewe around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen wewe in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: wewe don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. upinde wa mvua Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That upinde wa mvua mare is going down.
Russian pony87: wewe sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: wewe can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do wewe mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do wewe have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take wewe on at the raceway if wewe want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: wewe ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. wewe two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* wewe in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where upinde wa mvua Dash comes in. wewe hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy siku in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy siku because they thought they would be afflicted kwa a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This gppony, pony was making its way towards Sweet apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the gppony, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If wewe don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...