My Little Poney Article: The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*
Twilight - I... did something wrong?
Dan - What was that...

10 Hours Later

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TV
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Mare - We are at the kiti cha enzi room looking what is happening, there is 5000 dead ponies... huh... ok... HOT! Princess Celestia Declarated War With GEA For they wrong move!

Dan - ... How She want...

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GEA Main Hall
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Dan - WE ALL WILL FIGHT TO VICTORY NO MATTER WHAT!!! NOBODY WILL BLAME US FOR SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL DO!!! WE WILL SMASH CANTERLOT ARMY AND onyesha TRUE POTENTIAL OF GEA!!!

Soldiers - ALL HAILL GEA! ALL HAILL GEA!

Dan - now... Officer Shadow...
Shadow - Thank you... From now on wewe are under the Spectrum Training Program and wewe need to follow rules of Black & White Theory...
1 - The attacks must be directed into one army
2 - The winning of Battle must be-

Twilight - pst... hujambo Dan...
Dan - hm?
Twilight - why we doing it... noone need to die...
Dan - Im sorry... its personal...

5 Hours later

???, GEA Facility
Dan - good to meet you...
??? - ... talk...
Dan - I want to *give money* cooperate with GlobeX ...
??? - ...
Dan - wewe little quiet uh... how about... wewe getting half of kiti cha enzi from win?
??? - ... continue
Dan - I will destroy Celestia... no matter what...
??? - why wewe need my help...
Dan - Celestia is allied with Futuristic Army and how we know... FA know some tricks when Enemy dont have Allies... wewe are strong Military Group... Terrorists... But Military...
??? - Im in...
Dan - good... now... mrs. Cadence...
Cadence - ...
Dan - wewe have informations I need... 1. What do wewe know about Underground, rising Solar Empire....
Cadence - ...
Dan - And what about FA allied with Lunar Empire...
Cadance - ...
Dan - wewe wont tell... *punsh meza, jedwali breaking it* how about Allied Anti Equestria Emire... A.A.E.E...
Cadance - I... wont tell wewe ANYTHING!
Dan - Im asking... what is about A.A.E.E... What they want acomplished... who is included in it...
Cadance - ... m-me... Lunar Empire... C-Crystal Empire... FA... Changelings Empire.. And Griffons Uniated Military... GUM...
Dan - What they want accomplished...
Cadance - ... They want to put down Solar Empire and Destroy Equestria For Ever... Secretly They want to Take down Black & White
Theory....
Dan - they want to put down 1000 years old Theory of Military moves around Equestria... genius... I will need to be Allied with someone and Globex...
??? - how about Equestria Uniated... EU is very helpfull... if wewe tell them what A.A.E.E. want to do they will jiunge you...
Dan - yeah and Equestria Rebeliant... ER is helpfull too...
??? - all about wewe now... call me when needed *teleport*
Dan - ... hmmm...

The Insanity is starting...

Before Battle
Under Canterlot

Dan - ALL HAILL GEA!

Soldier - HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

The fight was bloddy.. GEA losed...

GEA losed many fights... finally, after 5 years of fighting they surrend... but not to fall back for ever... that was a trick...

GEA just changed Into Vexolian Empire... VE Created kwa Dan and Shadow start Stealing Small peaces of Ground From FA and Solar Empire... Finally... The time has come for finall Strike.. Operation Breakdown... the one that was created kwa Sword Strike the sekunde and completted kwa Shadow Blade, and Made under Black & White Theory kwa Dan. Ultimate Plan Of Dominating Whole Equestria.

War didnt start when GEA attacked...
War Started When VE attacked...
All Will Haill To Vexolian Empire...

-INFO-
pls read

1. Im coming back to my uandishi condition (my arms are hurting as hell)
2. Please tell what wewe liked and what wewe DIDNT liked in this fanfic I will try to better.
3. GUYS, WANNA ROLEPLAY ABOUT IT?
its really good stuff for Roleplay, many Clans etc and stuff
4. Im Not Back ALL MY BODY yet (YET)
5. I will post on ukuta when inayofuata ep. will be ready

As always thank wewe for Reading

-Dan

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SomeoneButNoone Oh and guys, I wil do little encyclopedia today later on toomorow cuz it gonna be.. complicated

Seanthehedgehog It was fun to read.

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Man, wewe haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became maarufu for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of muziki is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was maarufu with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: inayofuata to dubstep, this is the best type of muziki to listen to. Why would...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, au to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the majibu can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 47 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. wewe have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 46 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have wewe ever played this game...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was with Con, and Discord, upinde wa mvua Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. wewe are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well wewe know what? If wewe won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and upinde wa mvua Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched kwa Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican gppony, pony 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican gppony, pony 67*
Mexican gppony, pony 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican gppony, pony 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't wewe too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....

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Cutiemark Quest: Part one

posted by LightningHeartz

I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do wewe want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what gppony, pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I upendo parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old mti house. The inayofuata siku only twelve ponies showed but boy did she onyesha them a good time!

After the party a moyo with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.

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Moon Dust's Back Story

posted by Moon-Dust12

Moon Dust

Hello people

I have decided to give wewe all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!

Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named mti Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born kwa Princess Luna.
Luna alisema she found Moon Dust in the snow kwa the ngome with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna alisema she sensed great power from this filly. mti Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. mti Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a upinde wa mvua mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named upinde wa mvua Wing. kwa then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story

Luna

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: wewe didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that wewe can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, wewe are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...

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Double Scoop and Electric Vibe

posted by AquaMarine6663

Double Scoop pulled up kwa the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a mtoto, foal molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened au uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...

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magnum Force Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a gppony, pony working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the gppony, pony over there kusoma the magazine, and some of his Marafiki were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The gppony, pony kusoma the magazine, walked away, and got to an machungwa, chungwa car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash...

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Aqua Marine's journey 4

posted by AquaMarine6663

As Aqua Marine and Pinkie Pie were hoofing their way to Sweet apple Acres, there was something going on in Canterlot, in Celestia's castle.

Golden Quill awoke with a start when someone was knocking on his kitanda room door. He rolled out of kitanda with a thump on the floor. He slowly crawled to the door and stood up. He opened the door and saw his magic teacher, Princess Celestia herself standing there. "What?" he asked irritably. "I've been knocking on your door for ages. Did wewe stay up half the night kusoma those stupid romance novels again?" Golden Quill's face flushed a bright pink. "No, what...

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Aqua Marine's journey 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine opened the door to her new house and peeked inside. Everything was dusty and old, and she sneezed. She stepped inside and looked inside. The furniture was simple, and about to fall apart. She slowly walked up the stairs that were leaning in, threatening to snap in two. She looked at the bed. All the kitanda was was an old machungwa, chungwa crate, with a scraggly blanket and an old pillow. "This is gonna take awhile to clean." she muttered to herself. She turned on the lamp and nearly screamed when she saw a dead panya right under her hoof.She slowly lifted her hoof, and tossed the panya out her window,...

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magnum Force Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene

An saa after the police gppony, pony killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.

Police gppony, pony 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are wewe doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police gppony, pony 6: wewe better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are wewe doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by....

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magnum Force Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do wewe feel lucky?

This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?

Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do wewe feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no maoni at the time.
Reporter: Why did wewe let him free?
Ricca:...

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Chapter 23/Ditto Returns

posted by Canada24

At this point the changelings become almost as angry as Ditto and princess.

And so, anouther battle was set in.

Both Ditto and Celestia were very dangerous, but were also very outnumbered.

But that was okay, most of the changelings were weak, and easy to defeat.

Celestia containued knocking them out of the air with that spell, while they flew at her.

Ditto proved that, even with an injured ar, he is very skilled in hand combat, one of the changelings was even smashed against the ngome ukuta kwa him.

The battle went on for quite some time, being one of the bigger ones.

Only one not fighting was Grimy,...

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Just.. Speaking out Loud, I guess

posted by Canada24

Not sure why I'm saying this too you.

But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.

And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.

When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.

I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.

Either way.

Who know. That he'll I'll be. uandishi for it, kusoma for it, and well.. Just being here.

In my own way, I even got other people into it.

But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.

Celestia and Luna Stuff

added by izfankirby