My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 5

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posted by Canada24

Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..

Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have wewe hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic.
Saten: *chuckles* nice of wewe to be concerned.
AppleJack: Can we just find Twilight.
Saten: Sure.. *points up* She's up there.
AppleJack: *looks up and sure enough, there she is* Oh. How'd wewe do that so quickly?
Saten: I saw her five dakika ago.. I just like messing with people.
AppleJack: *cutely chuckles* That's pretty good actually.
Saten: *suddenly sees someone, from off view* Hey. Isn't that Trixie Lunamoon?
AppleJack; Oh.. It is.
Saten: Can we go say hi to her. I want to know if she remembers me.
AppleJack: .. Why not.
Saten: *calls out* Trixie! It's me!
Trixie: *looks over, and suddenly she gasps before running away in fear*
AppleJack: *laughs* She 'differently' remembers you

TO BE CONTAINUED

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moto dash: A Link Between Death part 1

posted by jordy_dash

It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother moto dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" alisema celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, wewe can always trust me" the young prince alisema bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when wewe return wewe teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and alisema to her brother with cheer...

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Equestria Girls plot summary

posted by johnnyrivera

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her nyumbani dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back alisema artifact kwa winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won alisema vote three times over,...

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Dirty Harry Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peter's wife, Kayla

At the hospital, a gppony, pony on a kitanda was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed kwa news reporters.

News: Can wewe tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying wewe beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If wewe touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend wewe of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...

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The truth about Queen Chrysalis' Life: PART 1

posted by soomin1208

Yes, yes. Queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with Queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...

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Golden Iris part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with wewe Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see wewe have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Marafiki drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do wewe know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can wewe get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do wewe want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...

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Score has gone missing part 3...........We gotta rescue her!

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my Halloween costume Ah wore...

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my little pony:tree Marafiki are magic chapter1

posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal siku for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party chakula was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight was studying on a normal siku when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! alisema Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! alisema Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help wewe alisema Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am zumaridi, zamaradi and thank wewe so much alisema the green unicorn.
Your welcome alisema Twilight.

To be continued........................