My Little Poney Article: keki spoof 2.. PART 4

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posted by Canada24

ONE saa LATER

kwa this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her moyo racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach wewe manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw wewe were next. wewe could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, wewe keep falling alseep!.. I mean, wewe don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls last longer then wewe Twilight!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, thought wewe could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?

Twi: Well.. That's what happens when wewe rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..

Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't wewe watch tv!?

Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.

Pinkamena: I would upendo to let wewe go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let wewe go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged wewe and held wewe in my basement.

Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-

Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell wewe how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. wewe off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing wewe Twilight... Good bye.

Twi: Wha-

Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.

Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Seanthehedgehog and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 I wonder whats gonna happen next

Seanthehedgehog Yay, Twilight died!!

Canada24 @sean: Huh.. Never heard 'that' before

Seanthehedgehog You think I say it too much?

Canada24 No.. It's the first time a I heard you say it

Seanthehedgehog Well too tell you the truth, I think I've been saying it too much anyway.

Canada24 Well.. This is the second time she is killed off in one of my stories.. Even though I ironically love the character

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To every shabiki of MLP!

posted by cupcake2456

Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how wewe guys have been uigizaji around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for uigizaji like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and zaidi people.I hope wewe all read this.Please maoni below if wewe like.

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Flight and Fall

posted by shadirby

I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much zaidi pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged juu of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...

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Twilight in Oblivion: 2

posted by AquoMoon

Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the ngome floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once wewe steped in this ngome wewe Lost parts of your memory." alisema the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my Marafiki and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in ngome Oblivion if wewe want to get out youmust reach the juu floor of the castle," alisema the stallion. "here a card wewe may use it to get through the door once wewe enter wewe may not turn back wewe have to find the other door to get outof the room, do wewe understand?"...

Fluttershy's Training Montage

added by Seanthehedgehog

Go Fluttershy! wewe can do it :D

video

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magic

friendship

fluttershy

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my little gppony, pony

My Little Poney

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. inayofuata morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: wewe excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk &...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Nine

posted by karinabrony

Princess Celestia was in the horizon, and I bowed. "Thank wewe so much, wewe have defeated King Sombra." She said. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she has been using Shining Armor, and he has fallen under her spell." Celestia said. "We must go help." I said. The mane 6 nodded and we took the train to Canterlot.

I looked at the changelings. "How will we make them go away?" I asked. "We need to put them somewhere..." Rarity asked. "How about a house?" I suggested. "Right. We need one that has been abandoned." Twilight said. We mgawanyiko, baidisha up to search. A while later, applejack met up with us and said,...

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Twilight Sparkle's Journal~

posted by karinabrony

Read! wewe have to, it says so in the book!

Read! You have to, it says so in the book!

Dear Journal,

Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on nyota Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, upinde wa mvua Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has upinde wa mvua Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a kusoma lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! wewe have to, it says so in the book!

~ Twilight Sparkle

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Strike Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend zaidi time with his family. He normally got back nyumbani from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole siku off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are wewe doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: More...

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Strike Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your siku go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did wewe do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And wewe have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did wewe do?
Toby: I told...

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upinde wa mvua Dash's Journal~

posted by karinabrony

OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!

Dear Journal,

The other siku was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do wewe guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!

~ upinde wa mvua Dash

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Casino Royale Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's rental car

Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created kwa Flim, and went to a hotel.

Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
Desk clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
Desk Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands kwa entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches...

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Casino Royale Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do wewe see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to tafuta for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, au big blind chip must put in the money....

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upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and upinde wa mvua Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash wewe made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was aliyopewa this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

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From the Ground, to the Sky Pt.1

posted by OnlyAFangirl

this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, au something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

upinde wa mvua Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 zaidi weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her wanyama a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the wanyama a valentine's siku card. So I'm making some right...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping gari through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have wewe ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well wewe better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do wewe know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom went to a nearby kinyesi to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules kwa the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away au I'll ngumi, punch wewe in...

Sunset plushie

added by TimberHumphrey

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The mduara, duara comes from the right followed kwa Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.

The shabiki fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 shabiki Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik...

Some pone - for old time's sake

added by NocturnalMirage

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