My Little Poney Article: keki spoof 2.. PART 4

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posted by Canada24

ONE saa LATER

kwa this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her moyo racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach wewe manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw wewe were next. wewe could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, wewe keep falling alseep!.. I mean, wewe don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls last longer then wewe Twilight!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, thought wewe could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?

Twi: Well.. That's what happens when wewe rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..

Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't wewe watch tv!?

Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.

Pinkamena: I would upendo to let wewe go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let wewe go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged wewe and held wewe in my basement.

Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-

Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell wewe how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. wewe off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing wewe Twilight... Good bye.

Twi: Wha-

Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.

Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Seanthehedgehog and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 I wonder whats gonna happen next

Seanthehedgehog Yay, Twilight died!!

Canada24 @sean: Huh.. Never heard 'that' before

Seanthehedgehog You think I say it too much?

Canada24 No.. It's the first time a I heard you say it

Seanthehedgehog Well too tell you the truth, I think I've been saying it too much anyway.

Canada24 Well.. This is the second time she is killed off in one of my stories.. Even though I ironically love the character

1960 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Karl ended up stealing another car, because the one he previously drove was damaged. Now there were two ponies in a brand new black Thunderbird following him.

Pony 1: Is that him?
Pony 2: Yeah, it's him. Stay behind him. See what he does.

Meanwhile at the burger joint, Pierce and Bob were sitting inside. They ordered a hamburger, and a chokoleti milkshake. While they were waiting for their lunch, this song was playing (start it at 6:02): link

Pierce: Hope wewe have enough to pay for this.
Bob: Why me?
Pierce: It was your idea to stop here. The others are probably ahead of us now.
Bob: Why don't...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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On The Block Episode 14 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming wewe at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne....

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The Storm Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Lexi's school, she was waiting for homeroom to be over so she could go to her first class. It was an extra curricular activity at another building, so she had to ride the bus.

Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:08 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo, and Stephanie just drove their train out of the yards.

Stephanie: Laramie, here we come.
Stylo: And Metal Gloss alisema we'd have no delays. Let's hope she's right.
Stephanie: We should just get this train running at it's juu speed. That way, if we do get any delays, we'll still arrive early.
Stylo: I hope you're right. wewe drive, I'll shovel. *Grabs shovel* Wait a second. *Looks at the tender* Where's all the coal?
Stephanie: This must be one of those steam engines that run on oil.
Stylo: Well, so much...

Runaway Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce's car

Pierce got to the Federal Credit Union bank, and saw four police cars there.

Pierce: *Stops his car in front of the bank* What happened?
Police gppony, pony 46: Those bank robbers got out of the station before any of us could reach them. One of our units saw them in the Fillmore District.
Pierce: Where's Nikki?
Police gppony, pony 46: She's inside.
Pierce: I swear, if any of those bank robbers hurt her.. *Quickly walks into bank* Nikki?
Nikki: *Sitting on bench* Over here Pierce.
Pierce: *Sits down inayofuata to Nikki* What happened?
Nikki: There were three robbers. One of them knocked me onto the ground, and the other...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 5

posted by Canada24

sadly, I don't think I actually have any ideas left for this story.. Don't wewe hate when that happens... :(

Anyway. I think I might be done with the series... (for now)
To make up for this. Here's a bunch of bila mpangilio scenes,.

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills onyesha on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. wewe take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest gppony, pony in the crowd.
Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed kwa Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).
Iron Will: Alright....

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M.C.C Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when zaidi police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these...

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M.C.C Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword, and Sean were getting closer to the convoy.

Case Cracker: Yo, we got company.
Saten Twist: Not again. *Drives into the left lane* Everyone go. I'll hold them off.
Blazin' Blue: Whatever wewe say.

They all took off, leaving Saten Twist with the cops.

Master Sword: I see one gppony, pony that got left behind.
Sean: He caused us to crash once, but we won't give him the satisfaction of crashing again.
Jeff: I hope not. wewe got a nice car.
Sean: Shut up Jeff.
Saten Twist: *Grabs chainsaw*
Master Sword: Oh dear. He's the one with the chainsaw.
Sean: I should've known.
Jeff: *Sounding like Spike...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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magnum Force Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.

Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, au one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay kwa your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See wewe there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank wewe for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let wewe down.
Harry: I know wewe won't.

The...